i googled toe beans, and was not disappointed

i'ma bean, y'know • also i'm Elorra on ao3

[elorrabean]

Here is a moodboard and a playlist I made for my ongoing fic, 1934. It's got a California and summer vibe, so I thought it would be appropriate to post for the Thommy Summer Smash!

[knivesandteeth]

Garak smoking a fat space blunt, listening to experimental cardassian music while sketching slutty outfits he wants to dress Bashir up in

[acidgirl]

the other day my friends and i watched the great gatsby and one of them suggested putting on lou bega’s scatman and hatman and here i’ve recreated the magic we experienced that night

[ckret2]

getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.

but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.

and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.

RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.

[ckret2]

the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:

if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."

whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,

it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.

they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.

[ironedorchid]

Kelly Link, 21st April 2026

[mapsontheweb]

What Pedestrians Look Like Across Europe

[thotticus-binch]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[yestergaze]

Barbara Stanwyck, circa 1929.

[khrusch-on-art]

had so much fun doing these

[shitty-fanfic-prompts]

Deep Space Nine but Miles O'brien is replaced by O'Brien from Downton Abbey

[cinderedphoenix]

What goes on in the minds of Ace Attorney court judges probably

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[zegalba]

camouflaged owls

[mathew]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[chopnuts]

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

[actual-sleeping-beauty]

@paperstorm

[raychleadele]

Just an absolute fucking orb of a creature

[virtie333]

Thank you @ladywynne for the tag!

Rules: make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite.

Which is your favorite character?

Leia Organa

Fox Mulder

Clarise Starling

Poe Dameron

H.M. Murdock

Voting ended onApr 28

Tagging: @cherryjennn @omgbarbiegurl @ingoldthewizard

@backp0rchpoet @my-secret-shame

[cherryjennn]

which is your favourite character

Tommy Shelby

Marc spector

kathrine pierce

anakin skywalker

Jonathan crane

Voting ended onApr 28

I tag: @angloirishnolanist @bisexualr2d2 @hopecomesbacktolife @oscar-isaacx @agentidiot @furious-mango @julyzaa @missdictatorme @marshmallow--3

@have-you-seen-my-sanity

[missdictatorme]

Thank you for the tag! 🫶

(i'm not gonna put any Oscar characters, cause im deep in the Oscar fandom rn, so he would win 😂)

Which is your favourite character?

Samuel Drake (Uncharted)

Remy Lebeau (X-men)

Bronn (Game of Thrones)

Connor Kenway / Ratonhnhaké:ton (Assassin's Creed)

Dylan Sanders (Charlie's Angels)

Voting ended onApr 28

Npt: @oi-not-ai @ivystoryweaver @reallyrallyauthor @campingwiththecharmings @i-still-dont-like-your-face

[ivystoryweaver]

thanks for the tag @missdictatorme - I had no idea you loved Bronn! (I too love Dylan)

Aside from Oscar Isaac characters...

Which is your favourite character?

Olivia Benson, Law and Order SVU

Dana Scully, The X-Files

Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead

Leia Organa, Star Wars

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars

Voting ended onMay 19

npt: @mysticalmoonb3ams @lonelyisamyw-0love @steven-grant-gift-shoppist @steven-grants-world @oscar-isaacx

[mysticalmoonb3ams]

Thank you for the tag @ivystoryweaver!

I am also going to resist the urge to cram it full of Oscar Isaac characters, just for fun

Which is your favourite character?

Kurt Wagner / Nightcrawler, X-Men

Mad Martigan, Willow

Evie Carnahan, The Mummy

Max Guevera, Dark Angel

Phryne Fisher, Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries

Voting ended onMay 20

No pressure tags: @hunnybabydoll @backp0rchpoet @my-secret-shame @thejerkmiser @rachelwashere

[hunnybabydoll]

aaaa tysm for the tag @mysticalmoonb3ams !!!

i rlllyyy wanna put all oscar isaac characters butttt i cant bring myself to do it </3

which is your favorite character?

pilot kelson (highway)

george wade (two weeks notice)

max carrigan (across the universe)

donnie darko

austin powers

Voting ended onMay 20

yes these r my favorite characters what about it ✌️🥹

no pressure tags!! (sorry if u already been taggeddd..) @poedameronsgirlfriend @ivoryfaked @goticbunny @toxictaicho @alechugh @irrationalgame

[irrationalgame]

Thank you @hunnybabydoll ! Now I have to try and pick just five 😭 I have too many blorbos

Which is your favourite character?

Poe Dameron (Star Wars)

Armitage Hux (Star Wars)

Thomas Barrow (Downton Abbey)

Jimmy Kent (Downton Abbey)

Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)

Voting ended onMay 22

(Sorry Billy Hargrove, Din Djarin, Hudson, Aragorn, Buffy, Spike, MacCready, John Sheppard and the other precious Blorbos who didn’t make it ☹️)

No pressure tags: @jaynesilver @tomatette @elorrabean @darthnostra @waszka-098 @bumblingbuttons and anyone else who wants to do it 😊

[elorrabean]

Tagged by @irrationalgame! Thank you 😊

Which is your favorite character

Thomas Barrow (Downton Abbey)

Leia Organa (Star Wars)

Sylvain Jose Gautier (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII)

Leon S. Kennedy (Resident Evil)

Voting ended onMay 20

New tags (feel free to ignore if you don't wanna - no pressure!) @dragonss-in-the-north @bladesandstars @rosemochi @monjinator @norgbelulah

[shitpostingkats]

The opening of RE4 is some of Leon Kennedy's best work imo. He starts off by heavily implying he was kidnapped and coerced into being a government dog. He then immediately clarifies that's what happened, in case you missed the ominous quotations marks in the previous line. He goes "Yeah the dehumanization and the physical abuse has been rough, but at least it helps me dissociate from the crippling PTSD". Then we smashcut to him in an uber, failing at smalltalk.

[mx-kennedy]

Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"