Dr James Wilson

no clue what I'm doing

[wilsoncologist]

hello !! Dr James Wilson here !! I've never made one of these introductions before nor used this website much so sorry theres anything wrong, if so I'll blame it on House.

feel free to send me asks! or whatever you tumblr kids call it.

send me whatever you want, questions, gibberish, ideas, really you could send me a single letter and I'd respond. ...just don't go too graphic maybe..

I'm about 47 and I'm an Oncologist, actually Head of Oncology at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, I like monster trucks, boxing, and I'm allergic to ragweed and dandelion.

@drgreghousemd keeps calling me his male stripper wife do NOT believe him!!

thats all for now :)

((main account: @vamplister))

((btw you can reply in character you are not "intruding" on any rp feel free to be any "existing characters" I talk to. this is all for fun and not serious !))

[wilsoncologist]

balls

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wils

wilso

wilson

oh god my secrets out!! ... whatever that secret is? that I have balls? I'm a fully grown man of course I have balls...

[wilsoncologist]

Do you listen to Hozier? And if so, do you have any favorite songs?

-🫐

uhh the one about the church, its the only one I can name but I've heard a few. if you can't tell I've been too busy living under a rock dealing with cancer patients to listen to music. same reason I haven't posted in awhile.

[drgreghousemd]

Ok NOW i’m gonna kill myself

Unless Wilson thinks I look sexy

[sillygooberincarnate]

WAIT WAIT NO PLSSSS IM SO SORRY IM VERY SORRY I APOLOGISE FOR MY BIG MISTAKE I SHOULD KMS SO U DONT

*cracks my neck and falls* *dead (nobody will miss me) *

[drgreghousemd]

That image kinda looks like Wilson

@wilsoncologist

[wilsoncologist]

how exactly does that look like me? or am I just on your mind 24/7 that it makes everything you see think of me. if so, I'm flattered.

also I don't think the cat outfit looks too bad if it'll stop you from harming yourself..,.

...can we get a check up on that guy? someone take him to a hospital

[wilsoncologist]

se baba hooba

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS !!!!

[wilsoncologist]

Do you ever find the swalala

the what.

[wilsoncologist]

i actually already sent this ask to a different blog but i just wanna thank you greatly for all of the dead peo- sorry i meant uhm... patients.. you give me as an embalmer at ppth

-Dr. Harley Jude Leary🐊💜

oh ho ho ! I'll have you know I haven't had a patient die in 2 weeks !

[wilsoncologist]

Doc, I js watched some cringe booktok videos and I heard a dude (from a video) calling the person who watches the video "good girl"... Now my ears feel weird. Do I have ear cancer?

I suppose so. I'd suggest coming in person and getting a check up though. its very real that booktok is a cause for ear cancer.,.,

[wilsoncologist]

Tell me, Wilson, Willy, Jimmy, James, Wilky Jilky Pie, can I call you that? Um anywho is House a good kisser?

I'm not gay with house. I'm straight I've never kissed any man. go ask Cuddy she'd know.

[drgreghousemd]

WILSON

Start digging in yo butt twin!!!!!!

[wilsoncologist]

AYE AYE CAPTAIN !!

[drgreghousemd]

Has anyone seen @wilsoncologist? I invited him over to shag

[wilsoncologist]

sorry I was busy having a real job with responsibilities. unlike you. I wish I could dilly dally all day and still get paid... actually, do you even get paid?

[wilsoncologist]

my husband’s daughter’s cat’s uncle died of cancer…

sighh.... I'm so sorry anon.

(turns away)

and hes like "my husbands daughters cats uncle died of cancer !!" its like how is this my issue? I didn't know the guy ! you want me to cure him? hes dead !!

[wilsoncologist]

a brown thing came out of my butt today!!! do i have colon cancers?

sighh.. YES anon you DO have colon cancer. I suggest you call your mother and ask her, just to confirm.

[drgreghousemd]

Don’t you ever get sick of people asking you if they have cancer? That’s like clinic duty but 24/7. Do you LIKE being bored?

[wilsoncologist]

House. its my job. I help people get better, I know thats difficult for you to imagine but I actually like my job and helping people, unlike you.

[drgreghousemd]

You must really hate yourself. I know you have some conference with a patient later tonight, but I’m so nice, I went ahead and cancelled it for you. We’re going for Chinese at 7, be ready.

[wilsoncologist]

sigh... okay House... you know that patient was an ass anyways... I'll make sure I wear my good suit.. the one I was gonna wear to that conference.

[wilsoncologist]

a brown thing came out of my butt today!!! do i have colon cancers?

sighh.. YES anon you DO have colon cancer. I suggest you call your mother and ask her, just to confirm.

[drgreghousemd]

Don’t you ever get sick of people asking you if they have cancer? That’s like clinic duty but 24/7. Do you LIKE being bored?

[wilsoncologist]

House. its my job. I help people get better, I know thats difficult for you to imagine but I actually like my job and helping people, unlike you.

[wilsoncologist]

Horse. Whinny neigh. Gallop gallop dum de dum dum de dum. Neigh neigh whinny

WOAH WOAH !! SLOW DOWN THERE BOY !! GOOD HORSEY GOOD HORSEY !! its okay horsey calm down horse... its okay...

[drgreghousemd]

Well, I’ve found Wilson’s “Tumblr” account and it seems to me he’s still people-pleasing horse-pleasing despite being behind the great protection of the internet.

[wilsoncologist]

a guy feeds one horse and suddenly hes all "horse pleasing"? 😔

you know, this internet isn't very protecting if I'm getting trampled by horses on here...

[drgreghousemd]

Interesting how you’re spending your time feeding digital horses instead of the cancer kids downstairs. Isn’t that your favorite hobby, or am I thinking of someone else? Hmm.

[wilsoncologist]

it was ONE horse !! ONE !!

I don't even know what horses eat... grass?

[drgreghousemd]

One horse, just like it was one kiss for a dying girl for Chase.

[wilsoncologist]

don't bring chase into this hes different !!

one dying girl vs a horse, the horse is gonna win.

[drgreghousemd]

Did you know that Chase is pregnant?

[wilsoncologist]

he., hes what.. huh... how that not possible- are you kidding? how??

...how far along is he?

[drgreghousemd]

According to Cameron, he’s in his 1st trimester. Not too late to abort if you ask me.

[wilsoncologist]

...where does it come from?? isn't he a guy? I know a lot of people suspect hes trans which if so that makes a lot more sense...

it.. doesn't come out of his penis right..?

[drgreghousemd]

[wilsoncologist]

oh wow... thanks for that... image... jeepers... okay noted...

[drgreghousemd]

I’ve heard that Chase would love for you to assist with the delivery. I’m sure it would be “eye-opening” and “hands-on.”

Might “open up” some “doors.”

[wilsoncologist]

I think I vomited a little. I'm not good with baby delivery. last time I dropped the child trust me you do not want me assisting.

[drgreghousemd]

Maybe you were dropped on the head as well. At least you don’t have cancer or something. Wait.

[wilsoncologist]

....what 🥺🥺

[wilsoncologist]

a brown thing came out of my butt today!!! do i have colon cancers?

sighh.. YES anon you DO have colon cancer. I suggest you call your mother and ask her, just to confirm.

[wilsoncologist]

Horse. Whinny neigh. Gallop gallop dum de dum dum de dum. Neigh neigh whinny

WOAH WOAH !! SLOW DOWN THERE BOY !! GOOD HORSEY GOOD HORSEY !! its okay horsey calm down horse... its okay...

[drgreghousemd]

Well, I’ve found Wilson’s “Tumblr” account and it seems to me he’s still people-pleasing horse-pleasing despite being behind the great protection of the internet.

[wilsoncologist]

a guy feeds one horse and suddenly hes all "horse pleasing"? 😔

you know, this internet isn't very protecting if I'm getting trampled by horses on here...

[drgreghousemd]

Interesting how you’re spending your time feeding digital horses instead of the cancer kids downstairs. Isn’t that your favorite hobby, or am I thinking of someone else? Hmm.

[wilsoncologist]

it was ONE horse !! ONE !!

I don't even know what horses eat... grass?

[drgreghousemd]

One horse, just like it was one kiss for a dying girl for Chase.

[wilsoncologist]

don't bring chase into this hes different !!

one dying girl vs a horse, the horse is gonna win.

[drgreghousemd]

Did you know that Chase is pregnant?

[wilsoncologist]

he., hes what.. huh... how that not possible- are you kidding? how??

...how far along is he?

[drgreghousemd]

According to Cameron, he’s in his 1st trimester. Not too late to abort if you ask me.

[wilsoncologist]

...where does it come from?? isn't he a guy? I know a lot of people suspect hes trans which if so that makes a lot more sense...

it.. doesn't come out of his penis right..?

[drgreghousemd]

[wilsoncologist]

oh wow... thanks for that... image... jeepers... okay noted...

[drgreghousemd]

I’ve heard that Chase would love for you to assist with the delivery. I’m sure it would be “eye-opening” and “hands-on.”

Might “open up” some “doors.”

[wilsoncologist]

I think I vomited a little. I'm not good with baby delivery. last time I dropped the child trust me you do not want me assisting.