Ao3: wilt3d_rozes -- Hello, I'm a writer on Archive of our Own, this blog is just for me to make random posts about the fics i'm writing or to reblog related content
Main Blog: @dramaticnerdwithanxiety11
Agere Blog: @littl3-r0zes
Klaus Hargreeves, 20, Nonbinary (They/Neos), Aro/Aspec
Writing History-
I've been writing fanfiction and posting it since 2016, however I have vivid memories of writing Ever After High fanfiction with self inserts or oc inserts in elementary school, so basically since I could write I have been. I’m in the process of writing a book! The very, very slow process
Permissions-
-You are welcome to make a podfic or translation work for things I have written as long as you include the inspired/original in the "Inspired" section of posting.
-As somebody who has written fanfiction for fanfiction, you're welcome to do that to my fics if you get a burst of inspiration from them for some reason. I'd love to see whatever fics were inspired by mine ^^
-My Tumblr is on my ao3 because I want people to know it's there and be able to contact me. If you have a fic request, just want to talk, need to ask me about something to do with my fic or writing/making something inspired by it, or have made fanart of it you can always send me an ask, a message or mention me in a post. I'm always happy to reply :3
Servers-
https://discord.gg/Vz6Be54895 (Monster High discord server!)
^Still very active as of 11/25/2025!
https://discord.gg/E8nujcCpFU (Lab Rats discord server! (Also Mighty Med and Elite Force))
^Mostly dead as of 10/31/2025
https://discord.gg/vGVe86JA86 (Now You See Me server!)
^Active as of 11/25/2025
Warnings-
While I no longer post (much) agere content on this blog, I still do occasionally. If this makes you uncomfortable you can DNI with those posts and still appreciate my other content
Tags-
#wilt3d-libr4ry = all my posts with fics i’ve written attached
#wilt3d-budz = any agere content i post
#wilt3d-headz = headcanons
because im being autistic abt this show and ive only found One Guy to talk to about it
(ps if you wanna talk abt it... bro please. please bro. im dyin here bro)
these are (naturally) mostly about travis and naomi! and because im a joe keery fan theres more about travis than naomi but i dont know how obvious that is !
also this is the happy version im working on an angsty headcanons list
- Travis is a mild slob who really wants to be a neat freak. he cleans his place like once every week or two and then in two days its a mess again
- Naomi likes to keep things tidy but doesnt mind a bit of mess + she has a stressful life and a small child. so her place is dirty in a lived in way, whereas travis' is dirty in a "havent had the energy to clean it again" way
- roberto and trini have unintentionally adopted these two young adults. they regularly call to check up on them and sometimes get together to talk about it all or just get food
- this is partially because travis has decided all three of these people do not have enough of a social life and he'll force them into one kicking and screaming
- travis is fucking amazing with sarah
- he becomes like her second favorite person ever. he ends up being her main babysitter when hes not working with naomi so she can get housework or homework done
- also he gets left alone at her place for one reason or another early on in their friendship and just gets so restless and anxious that he ends up cleaning the entire place
- she is both disturbed and grateful when she gets home
- naomi hates that he dogears books. genuinely hates it. every time she notices she (lightheartedly) yells at him for it and gets him a bookmark
- it gets to the point that she just buys a shit ton of bookmarks and keeps them all over the house so he can grab them instead of being like oh i dont wanna get up and hunt down a bookmark
- their cuddling is so weird because half the time its just her laying on top of him and the other half of the time they’re touching as much skin as possible and listening to each others heartbeats
- especially when theyre on the couch. he’ll be spread out and shes on top like a weighted blanket. sometimes sarah gets on top of them because she finds it delightful to be piled up like that
- theyre ALWAYS in one anothers personal space. travis asks naomi to look at something on his phone? he doesnt tilt it for her to see she just leans full into his space and pushes him slightly out of the way, putting half her body weight on him. and vice versa
- naomi bullies him for listening to that self help tape he listened to in the film at first and then when its obvious hes actually kinda upset about it she gets all soft and genuine and tells him she thinks its good he wants to heal and better himself
- travis’ car was named Bethany and he misses her so bad
- he fuckin loved that car. she was a piece of crap but if anybody dared insult her hed be peeved about it for hours and defend her with his life
- after the events of the main plot he tells naomi “man i miss bethany” and she gives him like a squinty look and asks who the hell bethany is and he just says “my car :(“ in the most pathetic ass voice youve ever heard
- travis and naomi REFUSE to get a job without the other, some illogical paranoia insisting something was gonna happen at their new place of work
- they insist on having the same shifts for a while until their emotions start to calm down and they can actually be separated for a while, and then they’ll sometimes take different/extra shifts if need be
- travis doesnt mind going by teacake, but he likes that naomi calls him travis. he doesnt know why. hes still learning how to think of himself as travis tho and usually introduces himself as “I’m Teacake. Or, uh. Or Travis.” afterwards
- naomi and travis keep each other afloat in a way neither of them knew they needed
- they remind each other to eat, drink water, take meds, get some sleep, get ready to leave for x y or z
- they slot into each others lives so perfectly
- travis has the loudest fucking footsteps ever. he has never had a reason to walk silently and therefore never learned.
- naomi, on the other hand, can and usually does walk super quietly. scares the fuck out of him all the time by magically appearing
- naomi really enjoys coloring and has a set of colored pencils and adult coloring books by the couch for when she feels the urge
- travis thinks its weird at first and then hes like ykw im bored ill join you. and has a great time
- he ends up buying markers though he doesnt enjoy the colored pencils as much
- the two of them make coloring nights where they put on a movie or tv and color with each other
*Please, feel free to put a subclass in the replies! Also, I wanted to put an option for some kind of homebrew thing or multiclass, but I ran out of options.
okay so in the nysm server i own one of the members asked about this and im 100% gonna send my yapping from it
in terms of what they are as a person
merritt: sorcerer
danny: wizard
^ merritt and danny regularly argue about "putting in the work to learn magic" (danny) and the (hah) merritts of "being bestowed with it"
henley: warlock (celestial patron)
^ lore behind this is sometime in hs/college she wanted power for one reason or another, and then when she left the horsemen later on in life she stopped using her power as much and became more of a worshipper of her patron, fulfilling simple desires and having an altar, and then got back into it in nysm3
jack: rogue (thief subclass)
lula: also a rogue (arcane trickster subclass) OR a sorcerer/rogue multiclass
and then what i think theyd PICK
merritt: bard
danny: wizard
henley: cleric or a paladin who is using every loophole ever
jack: fighter or rogue
lula: some level of magic user, but honestly has played every class. maybe barbarian because she finds it fun
hey!! so i am obsessed with your nysm headcannons and i was wondering if you can do ones where it’s just jack but the reader is also a part of the horsemen, thank you!!!
hiii so! me personally i don't do reader things (just personal preference nothing against it) but i have a friend who volunteered if you wanna shoot them an ask!! @mityas-room
Stiles: Yeah I can't stand you either but now we've cleared that up is it cool if we go down to the preserve so you can wolf-out, rip off my clothes with your teeth and fuck me raw under the light of a full moon?
Okay @teencopandthesourwolf I did a quick reread and their isn't any smut (sorry got confused and mixed it with another fic I read vlose to this one) but it is definitely Stiles learning to jokd conversations woth Dereks growls.
A Growl-to-English Dictionary by churkey
Summary:
In which Derek finds his words and Stiles learns to growl.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23753740
The inspired by fic at the bottom of the linked one is definitely worth a quick read not Sterek but Stiles focused with him being the one communicating through growls even though he's still human.
@churkey fic! yes! i've read A Growl-to-English Dictionary, and it's sooo good! a real bobby dazzler of a story (something only british ppl of a certain age will get lol) that everyone who hasn't read should absolutely go and read! asap!!
i don't, however, remember reading 5 Times Stiles Growled + 1 Time He Did It On Purpose, the @wilt3d-r0zes fic it inspired (maybe i read AGTED before it dropped?) so thanks a tonne for recommending that one... #on it boss
hey um so i really liked your nysm headcanons and it just so happens to be the start of the holiday seaoson...may i request christmas/hanukkah/other holiday headcanons for them :) I've been thinking about this a lot but haven't had that many good ideas...Thank you for your time.
im ngl i was like "oh i got another ask" in the discord and then went "YES. YES. YES. IT'S CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH RELATED!" and as soon as i was free demanded everyone give me their holiday season headcanons
I already had most of these/developed them earlier but i stole a few others/built off my friends' ideas lmao
now i know nothing about any december holiday traditions except for the bare minimums of yule and hanukkah, and a little bit of the winter solstice, so those headcanons are unfortunately limited, but ive got ample christmas ones for you
Headcanons index
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5 - Halloween Edition
Part 6
Part 6.1 - Weed Edition
Part 6.2 - You're here!
Christmas centric headcanons-
Merritt has a lot of really weird traditions that he insists his entire family does
Some of them are actually just weird quirky family traditions
Some he 100% made up just to fuck with them
Jack loves the idea of christmas but has never really had the chance to celebrate it
So he doens't have traditions and he's really shit at gift giving
But his first real, happy christmas is with the Horsemen and he loves it
Danny hasn't celebrated christmas since he moved out of his parents home
He attempts to be a grump the entire time and then begrudgingly gives in midway through christmas eve decorating/cooking
Henley grew up celebrating Christmas in that way where your family isn't Christian but you are American and not in any other particular religion so you just celebrate it for gift giving sake
When she was in Highschool and started mildly practicing witchcraft related things (tarot, primarily) she created traditions for the Winter Soltice
It's nothing particularly elaborate, she doesn't decorate or anything, she just wakes up early enough to appreciate the darkness and stays up late. She's calm and centered as she can be through the day, appreciating nature and life and death and darkness and light and the world around her
When Lula moves in, she finds out Henley celebrates the Winter Solstice, and despite being Jewish she's always been super curious about it and wants to partake, so Henley guides her through her traditions
Lula has a lot of fun and starts to casually celebrate the solstice's after that
Merritt loves White Elephant/Secret Santa/whatever the hell it's called so they do singular random gifts for each other on top of their more personalized ones
Merritt is shockingly super bad at getting gifts for people
Like, he'll get them something really personal or really nondescript but either way it's a kinda cruddy gift
He makes up for it by making a Christmas feast with everyones favorite foods
Danny is shockingly GOOD at getting gifts for people because he remembers shit they said offahndedly 7 months ago
Henley is the only one who can wrap for shit
Danny never cared to learn because "you're just gonna rip the paper open anyways" and always puts gifts in bags
Jack has never had the chance to practice, Merritt things its funny to wrap shit horrifically badly, and Lula is somewhere in between both of those
Merritt also gets them gag gifts in the form of merch of himself and says "So you can think of me even when I'm not there" and they all throw it at him while laughing
Also, because a lot of us HC Danny as midwestern (or maybe thats canon…? idk), I brought up him insisting they visit Bronners when he finds out none of them have been
It comes up because he brings out his stocking from storage and its this reeeally nice one with his name embroidered on it
So on their first christmas together they fly out to Frankenmuth and go to Bronners and Jack is just in awe. literal winter wonderland
Danny isn't big on the holidays but Bronners was an important part of Christmas for him.
They all get their own ornaments and custom stockings and this one ornament with five frogs on it that have little nametags that they get their names written on
Sourced from @dylbobaggins168 in particular
Henley does "christmas tree gifts"
Which are small gifts like socks and packs of cards and notebooks, small not particularly personal things, that are all placed in a box and not wrapped and can be taken by whoever wants them
The other horsemen have never heard of this tradition but find it whimsical
My very small collection of crowd sourced Lula Jewish headcanons, because I don't know anything about the religion but 100% believe she's Jewish
She celebrates most/all the holidays and insists that if they're gonna celebrate something like Christmas they have to celebrate hers too
The other horsemen are all fine with this, and even if theyre a little bumbling they figure out her traditions with her and have a good time
She doesn't go ALL IN on her holidays, just because her family never did, but she still celebrates them and drags the other horsemen into doing it with her because she knows they're gonna drag her into christmas
Not that she's opposed to that, but an eye for an eye or wtv (yes, she says it just like that, and danny's response is "that is not what that means" to which she shoves her hand in his face and tells him to shut up <3)
Hihi!! I absolutely love all of your NYSM headcannons (potentially just got done reading through every single post🫢) and was wondering if you had any thoughts on The Horsemen smoking weed (or if they partake in other ways?)
This is genuinely such a stupid thing, but I can't help but be curious😅
-—🌹
omg hi babies first ask or wtv
SO I DIDN'T bcos ive never partake and haven't rlly been around people who do but i've consulted the NYSM server headcanons channel and both been given some and created some of my own so here you go !! horsemen weed-related headcanons
also ignore if my phrasing is weird i know very little about weed and its affects on people, just kinda the basics, but i wanted to try and give you a good response :3
headcanons index:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5 - Halloween Edition
Part 6
Part 6.1 - You're here!
Part 6.2 - December Holidays Edition
Merritt doesn't like to smoke weed, but he regularly takes edibles (gummies, brownies, wtv he's interested in at the time) especially before/around the third movie
He's not like always high, but he's usually got some level of buzz going on
Jack tried weed sometime around highschool/as a young adult and either way overdid it or just had a bad reaction to it, and as a result he refuses to try again
He's prone to bad highs/being negatively emotional while high
He was probably peer pressured into it the first time, OR he was in a really bad place and the option was there so he took it
Henley tried weed in college with her friends, and didn't really like it but didn't dislike it
She smokes socially, but not alone. She gets hella paranoid when smoking alone
She's not a huge fan of edibles, they put her teeth on edge because it's harder to know exactly how much you're taking or when it'll kick in, she just prefers to smoke it generally
Danny refuses. He never has, he never will, he thought of not being able to fully control himself/be aware of himself freaks him the hell out
Lula used to partake a lot more, both smoking and edibles, but tapered off as she got older
By NYSM2 she still did it a decent amount, especially when stressed out, but refused to be high during/around shows or when practicing tricks
Jack, either due to some backwards logic or just genuine interest, tries getting high with her one night with just the two of them
It does not go well
Henley likes to get high with Merritt sometimes, to relieve stress. She also likes to bother Danny when high
Young Horsemen headcanons below you've been warned:
Bosco totally has/does partake
Same with June
Both of them do as a stress relief, so not super often, just occasionally and usually together
Charlie has tried it a few times and it almost always results in him having a panic attack, so he just hangs out with them and makes sure they're alright
tarot/spiritualism edition! this features headcanons primarily from a weird space surrounding the first NYSM movie and then also some lula related things where they all live together becuase i love them
(no this was not made after nysm3 released i just was taken to the dark side beforehand and then was like "well i cant post this without making a lula headcanons post" and then never did that so im just gonna post this anyways)
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5 - Halloween Edition
Part 6 - You're already here!
Part 6.1 - Weed Edition
Part 6.2 - December Holidays Edition
- Henley believes in tarot and a lot of spiritualist stuff
- She was raised semi-Christian, but both her parents raised her to believe in ghosts
- She's respectful to possibly haunted spaces and talks to ghosts if she thinks they're around
- Aka if the lights in the apartment flicker after she moved furniture she tells the ghosts that they'll survive a new layout /silly
- Merritt is on the fence, like he COULD believe it but also could justify why none of it is anymore than coincidence.
- He's content to be like "yeah, sure, why not" for it all
- He's like that with most religion/supernatural stuff
- Jack is also on the fence but more in the way that he's embarrassed to be called stupid for believing in the supernatural
- Living with Henley he starts believing in ghosts more
- He and Henley name the ghost in the apartment Alyssa
- Danny, naturally, thinks tarot and most spiritualism is Stupid and will take every chance to say it's just coincidence or vague happenstance when presented with it
- He slowly learns to just keep his mouth shut when Henley or Jack talk about those things
- Merritt talks about tarot and spiritualism around him mostly to get a reaction of him, so Danny has a higher chance of actually inciting a debate/argument with him over it
- Henley loves doing tarot readings and card pulls for the other horsemen
- Jack, after a couple months with Henley, hates the idea of anybody except her doing a reading for him
- Merritt loves it, he finds it delightful, even when her readings miss the mark a little
- Danny gets uncomfortable with it and almost always makes a snide comment
- Part of this is because the cards are more often accurate than wrong and it makes him itchy
- He's half convinced she's planting cards just to freak him out
- Henley pulls a card from her deck every day to get a feel for the day, and does full readings before big performances
- Danny is just as eouhg about astrology
- He will go on rants about astrology
- He hates astrology
- Jack finds comfort in Henley's tarot
- When he's nervous, especially about performances, he asks her to do a reading for him
- She decides based on his level of anxiety whether or not to pull a single card or do a full spread
- Henley also has a lot of candles and crystals
- Both for the energy they provide but also just because aesthetics
- Basically Henley is very witchy but in like a casual way
- Jack wants to learn tarot after living with her for a while
- This is mostly because he’d been on a walk and just felt a pull to a store, and beelined for a tarot deck he didn’t know was there and just Had to buy it
- He still won’t do readings for himself, only Henley is allowed to do them
Bonus Lula hc
- Lula thinks tarot is stupid before she meets Henley
- And then Henley does a reading for her and is like "woahhh that's creepy. thats crazy, why is it accurate??? what the heck??"
- Then she believes in it and wants to learn how to do it
- Henley teaches Lula tarot and lets her borrow a deck that Henley has owned but never clicked with
- Lula ends up connecting with the deck, so Henley lets her have it, and it becomes Lula's favorite deck
- She gets a second deck a month or two later that she uses in less personal situations because she was drawn to it
- Her and Jack love to do tarot for each other, and unlike Henley instead of pulling for themselves every day they pull for each other
- She’s the only other person he’s comfortable with doing readings with
- They also let each other use their personal decks, because the energy just feels right, if like a tiny bit disconnected
featuring a lot of ideas from @manisanythingnottaken because we were yapping abt this together
(cough sorry it's two days late)
this is set either in the year before the show (in a universe where theyve made a name for themselves within new york) or in like. a weird nondescript point in time/alternate reality where Henley hasn't left yet but Jack didn't die in their big trick
My other NYSM headcanons
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5 - You're already here!
Part 6
Part 6.1 - Weed Edition
Part 6.2 - December Holidays Edition
Jack loves Halloween. Like he loves dressing up and walking around New York, and even before he was with the Horsemen and actually had money and someplace to live, he would buy dollar store make up and throw on what he could for a costume to wear
When he finally has money, he dresses up super elaborately and brings bags of candy to hand out to anybody he sees in a cool costume-- kids and adults alike
Henley loved Halloween when she was a little girl, but hadn't celebrated in years beyond the occasional themed show, but when she moves in with the rest of the horsemen Jack is so excited that she gets into the spirit
She makes a GORGEOUS and elaborate costume, and she also helps make Jack's costume
Danny is against this. He does not like the idea of dressing up, nor of going out into the city at night with the sole idea of interacting with strangers
He is dragged along against his will
Danny's sentiments being "This is ridiculous. I'm nearly thirty years old, I'm not dressing up like-- like a child."
Merritt thinks he's too old for Halloween but loves seeing them happy, so he throws on a costume and goes along with them
Merritt, when out with them, is one of those adults who just LIGHTS UP at kids costumes and is like "Oh my GOD it can't be! It's really (obscure character) from my favorite show (nichest kids show you've ever heard of)???!!!"
The kids love him
Danny doesnt want to go out because he's partially embarrassed and partially because he's Incredibly Easily Scared on Halloween
Like, he gets scared by those things that are movement sensing and start talking. He spends the entire night on edge and gets genuinely freaked out by ppl in rlly good horror costumes
All three of the other horsemen spend 90% of the night upon realizing this teasing him and offering to hold his hand
Jack, on the other hand, may or may not end up breaking several things when being startled. He punches when he's snuck up on
They go to a haunted house without knowing this
A mistake.
Jack and Danny had to get one of those "scaredy cat" signs due to Danny having the heartrate of a rabbit and Jack just narrowly missing punching one of the scareactors in the nose
He messed up an actors costume at some point and felt SO bad he apologized immediately
He has a hell of a time, though. He'd never been to a haunted house and even though he couldn't experience it normally he had a lot of fun, especially watching the others gets startled by things
The three of them try to warn Danny to jumpscares
This has the adverse effect of making Danny overthink, panic, spin around in a circle, and then miss seeing the jumpscare until it's too late
Jack tapped him on the shoulder in warning once halfway through the haunted house and he genuinely shrieked
They spent a long time trying to decide what costumes to wear
Danny was going to just go in normal attire, and Merritt was planning to do the same but then pull out like a "im (random character from some show in the 80s thats just like a normal guy)" when asked what he was wearing
Henley and Jack brainstormed group/couples costumes and wound up remembering Alice in Wonderland exists
Henley was GOING to be Alice, but decided that the Queen of Hearts sounded way more fun to design and wear
Jack went with the Cheshire cat, the purple one not hte blue one because he has taste
They convinced Danny to be the White Rabbit, and stuck cheap bunny ears on his head and a cotton fluff ball to the back of his coat. He wore just like a formal suit sort of outfit and this giant painted cardboard clock Jack made for him
Merritt was the Mad Hatter and while his costume was simple it was obvious who he was supposed to be. He wore one of his many hats but Jack tied a scarf around it and stuck playing cards into it with pins
They all incorporate cards into their costumes, for obvious reasons
Henley spends forty minutes figuring out how to make her hair do the queen of hearts thing while still looking good and eventually has to recruit Danny to help her finish it because he's weirdly good with hair
Danny has to recruit Merritt who is ALSO good with hair because he needs a second pair of hands
Henley and Jack went to every thrift store in the city looking for the perfect coat and pocket watch for Merritt's costume. They had a lot of fun doing it
Jack, Henley, and Merritt all tease Danny about how in character he is as the White Rabbit because he tends to get so up in arms about being on schedule
Jack spends a lot of the night doing card tricks for kids. Danny eventually joins in on this
They walk around the city all carrying candy and handing it out to anybody they see in costume, and midway through the night they notice a group in… familiar attire and wigs
They meet four people dressed up as the Four Horsemen
They are delighted
The cosplayers don't realize they're actually talking to THE horsemen at first and just think they've met other fans who think their cosplays are cool
Jack makes a comment saying "Wow, that really looks like my jacket, and you got my stage hair down perfectly, man!"
Cue "…YOUR jacket?"
They don't believe him. He ends up having to do a trick for them. Then they believe that it's Jack and take advantage of the four of them being there by being like "ok you all have to prove it"
Danny is offended they don't recognize him and ends up doing some absolute physics breaking bullshittery to awe them
They sign the deck of cards that cosplay!Jack had with him and part ways
Now it's disability/angst edition WOOO featuring original four horsemen from the first movie
this is weirdly a short list as someone who REALLY likes disability hcs and its mostly jack and danny but henley and merritt have a couple ones in here too :3
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4 (You're already here!)
Part 5 - Halloween Edition
Part 6
Part 6.1 - Weed Edition
Part 6.2 - December Holidays Edition
- Jack is AuDHD
- Danny is Autistic and has OCD that's especially germ focused
- Danny was diagnosed as autistic at like 7 and then undiagnosed himself and says he "Grew out of it" (thank @manisanythingnottaken for their genius)
- He has not.
- Danny will NOT pick up on subtleties. If you want him to do something or go somewhere you have to say it outright or he will not realize you want something of him
- Henley knows this beforehand and has to tell Jack and Merritt when they get individually frustrated over it
- Jack has an old injury in his left knee that acts up occasionally making him limp because it hurts like a bitch, but he can power through it easily. When the others find out they tend to needle him into sitting down
- Danny gets migraines
- Danny also tries to hide said migraines even when they’re genuinely debilitating, and takes nothing more than advil (ty @manisanythingnottaken for the inspiration/hc that im somewhat stealing)
- He only gets auras some of the time, and he frequently has pain so bad he throws up and he absolutely hates it
- Henley has a terrible immune system and gets sick all the time, it's one of the reasons she's always wearing her gloves. She's very careful not to touch her face with unwashed hands
- Jack is dyslexic and has mega astigmatism. like it's really bad
- Jack has issues with being touched when he isn't expecting it/it isn't telegraphed, and if he's not reigning himself in/paying enough attention he'll react with violence
- Merritt has issues standing/sitting up for long periods of time thanks to joint and bone health issues
- He also struggles with breathing in shitty air quality because he used to smoke a shit ton between 16 and 30
- Jack has way too much trauma for a 20 year old and spent about four years prior to meeting the other horsemen on the street after running away from a his foster home
- Jack has AWFUL audio processing issues and is 100% someone who every other sentence goes “What?” and then answers you when youre partway through repeating yourself
- He always has subtitles on when watching tv otherwise he will just not at all know what’s going on
- Henley finds out he’s partially deaf in one ear. He did not know this, she figured it out because he tended to default to the one with better hearing subconsciously
- Merritt already knew but thought Jack knew and wasn’t comfortable saying anything
Food/Domestic edition! This features the original four horsemen from the first movie
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3 (You're here!)
Part 4
Part 5 - Halloween Edition
Part 6
Part 6.1 - Weed Edition
Part 6.2 - December Holidays Edition
- Henley can make AMAZING pancakes and waffles
- She gatekept her recipe/method for MONTHS and then found out that Jack had never made pancakes OR waffles before (never had the chance to) and they spent the day all four of them in the kitchen cooking pancakes
- This resulted in terrible pancake art and a lot of burnt food going into the bin
- Merritt is the designated cook, and he loves making anything Italian. He cooks 90% of their meals and has banned both Danny and Jack from the kitchen after the former burned past and the latter made an unholy abomonation of food combos
- Jack can make really basic food like scrambled eggs and pasta, but it's always super mid tier. He makes healthy/fuel-filled food and doesnt really prioritize
- He has super white taste buds and complains about Merritt's food a lot until he gets used to it
- Danny has white AND autistic taste buds and nobody could figure out why he wasn't eating the food Merritt made for, like, a *while* and thought he was just being a dick until they figured it out one day. Merritt started dishing Danny up before he seasoned the dish
- Danny is insecure that he can't cook, because he thinks it SHOULD be super simple but it just isn't for him
- Henley and Danny are both organizational control freaks, and after one too many fights Merritt separated them and basically went "Henley you get the cabinets and pantry, Danny you get the fridge and the drawers, now SHHUT UP" because he does not approve of fighting in his sacred space
- Jack is not allowed to put away dishes. Jack puts away dirty dishes because "They're not that dirty??". Jack puts away dishes after scraping dried food bits out of them with his nail and considers that clean
- Also Merritt semi intentionally puts dishes away in the wrong spot, so Danny and Henley are the only two allowed to put away foor or dishes.
- Jack puts away empty containers of food because he doesn't really think about it.
- Jack LOVES those big tins of popcorn you can get around christmas
- Henley buys one for their first holiday season together and comes out the next morning to find that Jack has eaten all the caramel corn and most of the rest of it
- Danny, on the contrary, fucking hates popcorn due to sensory issues
- He always gets kernals in his teeth and it drives him nuts
- Jack gets uncomfortable with well made food and doesn't like it near as much as the comfort of shitty, cheap, and/or greasy food
- Eventually he associates Merritt's cooking with safety/home and is more comfortable with it
- Jack loves horrible food combos such as ketchup and apples
Language/Writing Style edition! this features headcanons for all the original four characters from the first movie
Part 1
Part 2 (You're here!)
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5 - Halloween Edition
Part 6
Part 6.1 - Weed Edition
Part 6.2 - December Holidays Edition
- Jack can speak Spanish and knows a good amount of ASL from living/being on the streets of New York
- His bio parents taught him German, but he isn’t entirely fluent in it and is super rusty with it since he’s not really spoken it in some time
- Danny's first language isn't English and that's why he can't be hypnotized in English (stolen from @manisanythingnottaken hehe) but rather Polish and he knows Latin, some French, and textbook Spanish, and enjoys just. learning/knowing languages
- Henley speaks French fluently, she was raised bilingual French and English
- She also has a French accent-- at least a mild one-- but she makes an effort to cover it up most of the time
- Everyone is shocked to hear her sounding super French one night when they're either drunk or super tired
- Danny learned French because of Henley
- Merritt knows Italian and a healthy amount of Spanish
- Merritt also knows German because he and Chase wanted to learn a language together when they were little (around 10-ish) that nobody else knew so it was like a secret, and they thought German sounded funny because of how aggressive it was
- Danny has incredibly neat handwriting
- Henley has a really really elegant cursive that's just super beautiful and Jack cannot, for the life of him, decipher it
- Merritt is great at copying handwritings and so he tends to shift in writing style a lot but has a pretty generic default script, if a little messy
- Jack's default is chicken scratch, it's a bunch of different bits and bobs from different fonts crammed together and worse than that all his letters in a single word are connected because he rarely picks up his pen/pencil
- Jack also has a red ballpoint pen he prefers to use
- He lost it once and was upset asf abt it and used one of Henley’s red colored pencils instead
generic edition! this features headcanons for specifically the original four
there will be uh several more parts
Part 1 (You're here!)
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5 - Halloween Edition
Part 6
Part 6.1 - Weed Edition
Part 6.2 - December Holidays Edition
- Jack, without fail any time he's sitting or laying somewhere, has a blanket on him. Usually a decently heavy one for comfort.
- Danny and Henley are their designated drivers. Danny prefers driving at night because he DOES find it relaxing to be in full control of the vehicle but gets anxious and uncomfortable when there're a lot of other people on the road, so Henley drives during the day
- Merritt CAN drive but doesnt enjoy it just because he doesn't like sitting in the drivers seat, so he complains if he's made to drive. He usually spends drives in the backseat sprawled out with Jack being annoying or sleeping.
- Jack has 100% perfected walking silently, and will have any creaky steps in a house mapped out within a day of being there. He can also walk on creaky floors without making them creek a good chunk of the time because he knows how to step
- He makes an effort to be loud when he isn't tired, but his version of walking loudly to alert people of his arrival and everyone elses are drastically different so he gives up after a few months of failing to not scare people when entering a room
- Jack ALSO recognizes peoples footsteps, and none of the other horsemen figure out how he's greeting them by name before he even sees or hears them for a few weeks. Jack doesn't realize it's weird to know someone by how they walk
- This makes Danny uncomfortable, and he makes an effort to change his walkstyle. It doesn't help
- Jack can mimic voices crazy well, to the point that if you don't know him that well/haven't heard his voice a lot or don't know he can do it he can completely copy a voice
- He manages to trick all of the other horsemen with it for a good while before they started to recognize the underlying tone of his actual voice in his mimics and it stopped working
- Jack LOVES betting and competing. He's super competitive, but he's not a sore loser by any means. He's mostly not a sore loser because he always wins, though
- Henley varies on whether or not she's a sore loser or super competitive based on her mood and what they're doing
- Danny is an incredibly sore loser but is mostly competitive when it comes to being smart and languages and shit like that
- Their primary apartment pre-canon has a single loveseat and a lazyboy, and 90% of the time they're all piled onto the couch together. Danny is usually perched on the arm, Henley is always in the middle if it's Danny and Merritt on either side but on the outer edge if Jack is involved. Jack tends to lay on everyones laps or kick his feet up on people when sitting on the loveseat
- When he isn't in a cuddly mood the lazyboy is basically just "Jack's chair" because he's the one who sits in it the most
- Jack has a deck of standard playing cards that are purple/magenta instead of red/black and they're basically his emotional support deck. He always has it on him, and he only uses it for fidgeting. It's super worn and flexible from so much messing with.
- Henley loves adult coloring books and coloring pencils, and she keeps a small collection of them by the loveseat in the living room. Jack picks them up one day when he's bored and finds he also enjoys it, so the two of them occasionally share colored pencils and color in the living room while watching tv together.
- Danny is REALLY good at chess, and has a lot of playstyles/strategies memorized. He spends the entire game thinking seven steps ahead
- Henley knows the basics and is kinda just a casual player, but finds the game a little boring
- Merritt doesn't really enjoy playing chess that much, but he's good at playing against overthinkers. He expected an easy win with Danny, only to find that Danny is the overthinker of all overthinkers. It was the first time he lost to someone playing chess in a long time
- Jack was the next person he lost to. For the opposite reason. Jack knows "this piece does that" and that is literally it. He makes stupid moves and somehow wins a game every once in a while through sheer stupidity. Danny and Merritt hate playing against them because neither of them can predict his moves.
- Merritt is, naturally, very good at playing poker
- The horsement, as a result, do not play poker
- Henley was mostly a loner in school, she had her small clique of friends and that was enough for her, but she got bullied by girls in that way where someone fakes being your friend because they think it's funny
- Jack was bullied for being the quiet kid everyone thought might shoot up the school one day. He was creepy and weird and gangly as a kid
- Danny was stereotypically bullied
- Merritt and Chase were bullied, but only ever separately because eveyrone knew not to mess with them if they were together
- Merritt put an end to his bullying in his second year of highschool when he psychoanalyzed and picked apart every piece of his bullies trauma and issues and freaked him out so bad he fucked off
- Jack has awful oral hygiene because he isn't used to keeping up with it
- Henley, Merritt, and Danny make an effort to body double with him to help him brush his teeth in the form of dragging him out to do so in the mornings and at night when *they're* getting ready for bed
- But weirdly he doens't have that many issues despite having bad oral hygiene. like maybe one cavity
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by wilt3d_r0zes
Basically: a bunch of snippets of conversations (mostly based on the incorrect quotes generator website) between Marvel Rivals characters, most if not all of these feature Loki because he's my blorbo, and a good chunk include Johnny because him and Loki flirting (with no intent to ever actually court) is the funniest thing ever to me.
Words: 2624, Chapters: 19/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Rivals (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Loki (Marvel), Johnny Storm, Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Rocket Raccoon (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Jeff the Land Shark (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Tyrone Johnson (Marvel), Tandy Bowen
Additional Tags: Crack, Incorrect Quotes, Drabbles, Johnny Storm and Loki flirt with each other, and i think this is the best headcanon ive ever made, Genderfluid Loki (Marvel), Loki-centric (Marvel), Good Loki (Marvel), Flirty Johnny Storm, Bisexual Johnny Storm, Autistic Loki (Marvel), Petty Loki (Marvel), Clint Barton & Natasha Romanov Friendship, Teen Loki (Marvel), technically
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are we starting the rivalry between Johnny and Loki because I think it’s really funny after the flirting mantis voiceline. frost giant Vs the guy who literally becomes fire.
“hey guys where’d Johnny go I could’ve sworn I just saw him— WHAT THE FUCK HES DEAD”
“omgggg who could’ve done such a thing” *hiding dagger behind back, batting eyelashes*
“Guys, have you seen Johnny?” Sue’s boots tapped on the ground moments before she returned to the visible spectrum. Loki kept silent from his post leaning against the wall, “I could’ve sworn he was just over here…”
Comedically, the distinctly flameless corpse of Johnny Storm comes tumbling out of the sky seconds later. Loki can’t stop the smirk that quirks on his lips. Sue’s expression is priceless.
“Oh my god.”
“Oh no,” Loki drawled, effortlessly dispersing the clone he’d used to certainly not shoot the pyrokinetic out of the sky, “Who would’ve done such a thing?” He gently picked at the dirt under his nails with the tip of a dagger, seeing Sue turn her glare on him.
“Loki!”
“What? Just because we’re on the same team doesn’t mean I can’t have a bit of fun,” He smirks, “He’ll be back.”
Rocket’s fur bristled, his lip twitching, as the looming shadow of a teammate appeared above him. The fight hasn’t even started yet, and he’s about to turn tail on his team before they can make any flarkin’ comments against him.
Doreen, Squirrel Girl, whatever the flark she wants to be called, has the audacity to coo at him, “Awww,” She tuts her tongue. He turns around to glare at her, “You’ve even got the bushy tail! Oh my gosh, you’re like a stripey squirrel, do you want to be friends?”
His eyes narrowed. He shouldered his gun, the metal clicking ominously, “Depends. You wanna die?”
“Not particularly!” She chirps, leaning back.
“Then no. What the flark is a squirrel, anyway?”
She lights up, and he realizes that was possibly the worst thing to say. Curse his curiosity, “This! His name’s Tippy-Toe, he says hi!” A small, offensive little Earth creature seems to appear over her shoulder, then climb down her outstretched arm to get a look at Rocket. The alien bares his teeth at it.
“That’s worse than bein’ compared to a raccoon! You’re flarkin lucky we’re on the same team, Squirrel Girl.” He readies his weapon, and turns around in time to escape from her out the door. He’s got a job to do, one that doesn’t involve being compared to stupid Earth creatures.
