Just A Bunch Of Fandom Nonsense.

Sherlock, Marvel, DC, Doctor Who, Supernatural and Harry Potter just to name a few.

[winchestersofsheild]

I haven't shared a crafts post in a while.

[artofthecatt]

oh snap

[moaccyrk]

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

[thepanthercave]

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

[enigmatic-goat]

Friend: Says something.

What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together. However as this is a topic I myself have no experience with, or little to say or offer, I’m unable to produce much in the way of input from my side. However trust that I still adore listening to you!

What comes out: Yee.

[oockitty]

This post shot me in the face four times.

[letmebegaytodd]

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

[letmebegaytodd]

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

[catchymemes]

Animal Reviews!

Source: facebook.com

[valtsv]

where are my museum gift shop memes

[valtsv]

i have to do everything around here don’t i

[winchestersofsheild]

More crafts

[sspookymulder]

vending machines in bioshock: welcome to the circus of values! 

me for the next 20 minutes: wElCoMe To tHe CiRCuS oF VaLuEs

[winchestersofsheild]

I made some neat crafts 😊

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

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[a-guy-or-something]

N I C E

[a-guy-or-something]

Fuck somebody reblog this! People need to see the 69,420 likes and reblogs! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO THE MISSION!

[todaysbird]

it irritates me to no end when people say north american birds are dull in comparison to other countries’ birds

blue jay

american kestrel

painted bunting

yellow-throated vireo

cerulean warbler

baltimore oriole

american goldfinch

northern cardinal

x

[mind-if-i-scream]

You’re forgetting the red wing black bird and the great and snowy egret. Best birds of the marsh!

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

I love how they’re all looking into the camera like they’re modeling.

[brunhiddensmusings]

other beautiful featherbeasts include orb bird

stylish accessory bird

loud and delicious bird

bird that will kung fu your face while you are grilling in your backyard

overly dramatic fishwizard bird

demonic creepy noise duck

assorted sky-cats

screaming inflatable doofus bird

stump

not technically native but it poops on my lawn

toasted marshmallow friend

[levymcgarden55]

@bunjywunjy

[bunjywunjy]

we’re getting a little off-topic from brightly-colored birds, so let’s give it up for:

the INDIGO BUNTING

the MOUNTAIN BLUEBIRD

the REGULAR EASTERN BLUEBIRD

the BARN SWALLOW

and STELLAR’S JAY

this post has been brought to you by the color blue, thank you and goodnight

[lshida-deactivated20130814]

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

[feyrealms]

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

[newtgeiszler]

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

[wombatking]

So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:

John Mulaney - early 20th century

Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.

Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare

Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.

Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.

Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.

[strangehorse]

this is david lynch erasure

[hubblegleeflower]

Who are the female immortals?

[artisanbloodbank]

Jenny Slate - Jazz Age Darling, bffs with Alice Roosevelt

Helena Bonham Carter - Refused an invitation to dine with Queen Victoria based on her treatment of the Irish

Lucy Liu - ran away from home to join Ching Shih, 19th century Pirate Queen’s crew. Was considered too soft for fighting and was given an accordion

Bjork - 14th century Icelandic healer accused of witchcraft, also possibly a selkie

Whoopie Goldberg - present during the Conquest of Constantinople but don’t bring it up around her, it’s too fresh in her mind

Tilda Swinton - found sleeping in a peat bog. Carbon dating inconclusive

[tamjador-deactivated20231120]

this is blatant cher erasure

[aces-and-anime]

Cher isn’t immortal - she can just turn back time

[tootickie]

did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot) heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to get her back but they were actually terrible and i forget how she was actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade class

[tootickie]

this wasn’t little either, we used the town hall and we wore togas and shit

[tootickie]

me as demeter

some lines (this was a joint effort of a bunch of greek-savvy 10/11 year olds):

athena: ‘im the goddess of wisdom but you don’t notice me telling everyone. i’m too smart for that’

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aphrodite: is zeus chasing some mortal woman again?

athena: no this time he and hera have gone for marriage counselling

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athena: we can ask hades to let them out of the underworld to help

aphrodite: he’ll never agree, he’s such a deadly bore (we made a fucking pun im so angry)

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demeter: hades wont pick up. he’s too busy torturing the dead in tartarus

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hades: i can’t undo the laws of death. just think of the paperwork.

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aphrodite: the humidity is messing up my hair. it’s getting all frizzy

athena: is that all you care about?

aphrodite: no, it’s also messing up my dress

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demeter: it’s so dark, and there aren’t any trees or flowers

hades: what do we need trees for, everybody’s dead

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paris: yeah, and i can shoot straight! isn’t that right, achilles?

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(hades enters)

paris: who are you? do we know you?

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achilles: im mighty achilles

odysseus: im wily odysseus

paris: and im hungry paris

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kronos: i really am awesome, aren’t i

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aeton: one wrong move and you’re history

odysseus: fool! we already are history!

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demeter: where are those mortals? i left them right there.

athena: are you sure? this isnt the first time you’ve lost someone.

[why-try-whenyoucanhavecookies]

I suddenly have the need for the entire screenplay, and to direct it at my college.

[hobbitsetal]

@teashoesandhair

[teashoesandhair]

These are funnier than literally any retelling I have ever done and I’m not even mad about it.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i don’t play d&d or anything with dice or w/e but this is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

When the DM is completely fucking fed up with your bullshit

[incorrect-winteriron]

Bucky, wearing a tux at one of Tony’s parties: Believe me, I’d rather slip into something a bit more comfortable.

Bucky: Like a fucking coma.

[thetenderpassion]

[lovelynemesis-deactivated201903]

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

[phoenixwolf876]

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

[17mul]

🗣

[black-hippie-moonchild]

👌🏾

[succubus-is-smol-deactivated201]

Stay together, stay safe

[eclecticstudentwriter]

Perfect advice. I’m reblogging this as a guy, because first of all, if you”re a guy : DON’T DO THAT. Don’t be that creep.

And if you’re a guy and you notice some creep is following or stalking a girl, and that she’s obviously uncomfortable or panicked, go ahead and say hi, long time no see, pretend to be her cousin, and tell her discretly you noticed there was a shady guy. Ask her if something’s wrong, if she feels unsafe, if she wants your help (very important - she may not trust you enough, no one could blame her, don’t take it personally). (and don’t you dare take advantage of the help you offered for a flirt opportunity, that would make you no better than the creep)

We can all stop “witnessing and do nothing”, and set an example.

[hapslock]

Alternative option for a guy: if you feel safe doing so, go up to the creeper who’s following her and be like “hey WHAT’S UP bud do you like SPORTS? My favourite team is the redsox what’s YOURS my man? What you DRINKING dude that looks GOOD.” and be friendly and just loud enough to blow his cover. Draw attention to him and see what he does. He won’t feel as safe creeping if he knows people are looking at him, and maybe he’ll leave. It also means the woman won’t have to worry that you are *another* creeper she has to be wary of, and you may distract the bad dude enough to give her a chance to lose him.

[tumakhunter]

Reblogging for that last comment.

[roseverdict]

me: cannot people for the life of me

also me: absolutely down for being a spontaneous friend if there’s a creep nearby and we need to flock together to ward them off