Dearest annoyinglymymusic,
I write to you on this hot summer’s eve with amazing news. I want you to know that ever since you left a comment on my shitpost, my life has changed. I was brought to tears upon reading your eluquent words, the part about “terrorist scum” truly was beautiful. After reading that, I immediately called ISIS and decided to stop being a terrorist. I told them about your comment and they all stopped too. ISIS was defeated because of you. You. You literally stopped terrorism. I cancelled my job at ISIS (I was a receptionist) and decided to take up sewing. I have a wife and two kids now.
Thank you for changing my life,
Thebootydiaries
i love this lmao















