[lettersaddressedtothefire]

it's feel sick to my stomach over a singular hour of my work week time

[lettersaddressedtothefire]

Fortnight is so underrated

[javascrypt]

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Voting ended onJul 23

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Voting ended onJul 23

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[lettersaddressedtothefire]

was planning on homemade peach ice cream but my entire bowl of custard just flipped off the counter

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[yourdaisy]

love has ways of bringing things back to life

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[gethimback]

CASTLES CRUMBLING (feat. HAYLEY WILLIAMS) The Eras Tour — London, England

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras

[tswiftw]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[lettersaddressedtothefire]

happy last kiss day

[seethestarlights]

Pick a lyric from Last Kiss

You told me you loved me, so why did you go away?

That July ninth, the beat of your heart, it jumps through your shirt...

All that I know is I don't know how to be something you miss.

Your name, forever the name on my lips.

I'm not much for dancing, but for you, I did.

How you'd kiss me when I was in the middle of saying something...

So I'll watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep.

I feel you forget me like I used to feel you breathe.

I'll keep up with our old friends just to ask them how you are.

Hope it's nice where you are

I hope the sun shines and it's a beautiful day and something reminds you...

You can plan for a change in the weather and time...

Voting ended onJul 16

[stuckinthistaydream]