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“I’m the better shitty redhead, Sharpie Face. Stop trying so hard, you look like a loser. Oh wait, you are one.”
"You wanna fucking say that to my face, brat? Come over here and I'll show you who's superior once and for all!"
(Kamanosuke) "I've caught you. You have to undo the spell for me now."
"No way! You look totally better with a lizard tail, dumbass!"
"Should I start calling you Lizard Freak instead of Tattoo Freak now?"
"I do not, this thing is ugly as hell!! Get rid of it now or I'll choke you with it!!"
"I hope you haven't gone rusty, Sharpie Face. I would love to beat you up black and blue again like when we were teens."
"You think I haven't been doing anything all these years?! You're the one that's gonna be black, blue, and red when I'm done with you!!"
So there once was this wasp that lived in a jungle. This was not your ordinary wasp though-he was smart, philosophical even. One day he finally got fed up with his repetitive, insignificant life and decided that he would leave his hive, his family, his entire close-knit wasp community and he would go out into the world and make something of himself, just like the humans do. So the wasp enrolls in school, and passes with flying colors. Remember, this is a very smart wasp. He gets his high school diploma in a little under 3 years, with a 4.0 GPA and all that snazz. After high school, believe it or not, the wasp gets accepted to Harvard. Harvard! This too proves to be no challenge for our hero, as he graduates in just two years, again a 4.0, on the Dean's list, and all that snazz. Not to mention all the clubs and sports he was in-the newspaper, rowing, student government-and the fact that he was by far the most popular student on campus. Even his professors looked up to him.
He goes on to get two PhDs, and when he finishes his education, the wasp faces a bit of a dilemma. How does he apply his knowledge now? Where does he go from here? He decides to try out politics. After all, he was popular throughout school, did well in Harvard government. So he runs for mayor, and wins in a landslide. He greatly reforms the city, fixing virtually all its major problems. He runs for governor and again wins in a landslide. Two years later, the presidential election was coming up, and the wasp decides he might as well go for it.
Of course, he wins in the largest landslide in US presidential history. His presidency goes exceedingly well-he is loved by all parties, and has the highest approval ratings in history. He also finds the cures for cancer, AIDS, and broken hearts while in the White House. After 8 years (yes, of course he was reelected) the time has come for him to leave his office. Even his successor his saddened by the wasp’s departure, but they all know it’s what must be done. Back at his vacation home in California his first day after leaving office, the wasp looks back on his long and fruitful life. He realizes that he hasn't been back to his hive at all since that first day he left. He suddenly feels a twang of guilt as he realizes how much he misses his parents and his little brother. So he heads back to the hive, looking more worn out than he remembers. He goes inside and greets his family, who are overjoyed at the sight of him. He talks about how his life has gone as his family listens in wonderment. Eventually he decides he is thirsty, so he decides to visit the old watering hole he remembered. Once he gets there though, there’s an extremely long line. He decides it’s worth the wait, so gets in line. One hour. Two hours. This is the slowest moving line he’s ever seen! Eventually he calculates that it could be a few days before he gets to the front of the line, so decides it’s not worth it. He decides to go get some cider to drink instead, but waddya know, another huge line of people waiting for cider! He remembers one other drinking area that never had a long line-fruit punch! So he decides to go get punch. He arrives, and lo and behold, there's no punch line.
Kamanosuke squinted at the huge wall of text before him. No way in hell he was gonna read all that but he briefly skimmed it before it clicked why this was vaguely familiar to him.
"NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN, FUCK YOU!!! I'm gonna kill you just like I should've years ago!!"
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
"I haven't checked this thing in years and what the fuck is this?!"
((Time to ease the pain of the final chapter by getting active for once. Like this for a starter with Kamanosuke!))
“Hey Kamanosuke…. Want some free Valentine’s chocolate I got?” The redhead didn’t even bother to hide the sinister aura behind him.
“Ugh, get that nasty sweet shit away from me. You’re getting stupid if you think I’d eat anything you’ve touched.“ If Karma was trying to pull a trick on him, which he probably was, Kamanosuke would have no qualms with breaking the younger redhead’s other arm.
Victory has been claimed. A grin unlike her usual ones formed on her face as Isanami pulled her sleeves up, hopping a bit in excitement. If she were honest, his acceptance was something she hadn’t expected (of course, she was prepared to annoy him to the ends of the Earth if he had refused). “Hmm? Well, as long as your rematch won’t kill either of you, I guess I can accept that. But something as major as that… I think you’d have to let me braid your hair whenever I want to then.” And probably whatever hairstyle she felt like putting him in.
She let out a hum as her hands found her way into his crimson strands. “Your hair is surprisingly soft, Kamanosuke. That’s unexpected. Don’t worry, I braid my own hair when it’s time to sleep. You’re in the hands of an expert~” Well, self-proclaimed expert in braiding hair… but he didn’t need the specifics.
Truth be told, Kamanosuke felt rather wary about giving the priestess unlimited free reign to do as she pleased with his hair, but if the trade-off was that she’d no longer get in the way when the time came for his and Saizo’s rematch, it would be a small price to pay... right?
“Yeah, yeah, whatever. Knock yourself out.”
The Wind Brave squirmed a little when Isanami’s fingers combed through his hair, mostly because he was unused to having others touch it rather than it actually feeling unpleasant. At her remark about how soft his hair was, Kamanosuke narrowed his eyes, unsure whether to be flattered or offended that she found it surprising.“Unexpected? Despite what you might think, I do care about my hygiene!” He huffed.
As the minutes went by, he fidgeted every now and then but did his best to keep it to a minimum, lest he contribute to a potential disaster on his head.
New rp meme: KINKSHAME MY MUSE.
“This city’s peacefulness is so boring. Not a single strong person in sight.”
“Why don’t you try me on for size, then? I haven’t had a decent fight in weeks and you look pretty tough!“
BRAVE10 S Act. 42 [Japanese Raw]
Title: BRAVE10 S - Act.42
Author (s): Shimotsuki Kairi
Language: Japanese
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WOAH KAIRI NEEDS TO SLOW THE HELL DOWN. I thought we were getting off easy because of the historical detour she’s taken but NOPE. First let me say RIP IN PEACE KAKEI. (good night sweet prince etc) Everything started off so tame with the 10 man matches, I just never expected any of this?? (shhh, just hold my hand you guys…)
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“…Maybe I should go out for groceries to make something for Ameharu and the others on New Year’s.”
“Can ya get some eggnog too... like gallons of it.“
If it wasn’t for his good reflexes, this psycho’s whirlwind would have blown him off the roof by now. Quickly, he grabbed one of the structures that withstood the wind and held his ground.
“Nice breeze ya got there, loser.” The redhead took glee in goading the other, but he knew he was playing with fire here. But that didn’t mean he wasn’t looking for a chance to fight back.
“What? Ya weak at close combat or something?”
This smartass wasn’t gonna keep running his mouth for long, Kamanosuke would make sure of that. He used the momentum of his wind to charge forward and whip his chain around his opponent and the structure he held on to.
“I’ll fuck you up so much you won’t recognize yourself!! Then we’ll see who’s weak!!“ Once he came within arm’s length of Karma, he brought his sickle down full-force.
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“Okay, I’m here now, Sharpie Face. Are you still crying that I dissed you with that joke?”
“Why would I cry about something that dumb?! Take this!!” With a swing of his chain, Kamanosuke launched a huge whirlwind intended to swallow the other redhead up and carry him off the apartment roof.
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