Apparently I’m feeling philosophical this morning because this is the first thought I had when I woke up: To defend your husband from dragons, sleep on his side of the bed and dream his dreams.
d e v o n
Keni
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty

shark vs the universe

bliss lane
Xuebing Du

oozey mess
KIROKAZE
Stranger Things
The Stonewall Inn

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Claire Keane
noise dept.
NASA
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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EXPECTATIONS
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@windyturtletalks
Apparently I’m feeling philosophical this morning because this is the first thought I had when I woke up: To defend your husband from dragons, sleep on his side of the bed and dream his dreams.
Knitting Circle
by Chris Dunn
Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?
I will never not reblog this little cutie
This is a gift
Awe
@autisticspeedster
Made my freaking day
The world @ America.
I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.
FINALLY!! I’ve been looking for this. tagging it #me so I never lose it
PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO
What kind of shenanigans has Professor Jiggly caused in the past to warrant a notice?
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
The Uhura bitch slap is my new aesthetic
when u swear by all the salt in u
I need to have the offspring make this
Some weird shit is about to go down…
Are they going to unmask the prop person operating the animatronic dinosaur?
A little thief came to steal my money
No, you can’t have that
Charlie….
Stay.
Good gir-…
Take that out of your mouth
Jurassic World 2, behind the scenes
Big math news! It’s been thirty years since mathematicians last found a convex pentagon that could “tile the plane.” The latest discovery (by Jennifer McLoud-Mann, Casey Mann, and David Von Derau) was published earlier this month. Full story.
Dylan Thomas
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Why is this tiny dinosaur comic making me cry?
It’s not a tear… there’s just a lot of onions…. everywhere……. so many fucking onions………….
i just found this website that can randomly generate a continent for you!! this is great for fantasy writers
plus, you can look at it in 3d!
theres a lot of viewing options and other things! theres an option on-site to take a screenshot, so you don’t have to have a program for that!
you can view it here!
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Note to self...
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
Before tumblr I looked to my family for things to be offended about.
What Is Wrong With You? an album of musical skits by Little Sister
Reasons I Don’t Like You, an online news article series by Step Sister
Why You’re Offending Me and How To Stop It, autobiography by Big Sister
People Who Make Me Drink, a collection of short stories by StepDad
You Need Jesus, inspirational stories & bible quotes by StepMom
The Offensive People I Almost Ran Over With My Truck, a semi-fictional novel by Dad
Because I Said So, a guidebook to polite life by Mom
Chile Pepper Heat Scale
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We have some ghost peppers a friend grew. Can't wait to make some BBQ sauce with 'em!