God's Least Favourite Angel

20s / any/all / Angel alterhuman / forcefem casualty / headmate of @ratgirlcock

[winedrunk-angel]

about Me ^v^

you may call Me Angela or Quinn, I use any pronouns, I'm TMA, I'm in the gender trenches, I'm Ojibwe/Cree, I capitalize pronouns when referring to Myself and I encourage you the viewer to do the same, I'm a guardian angel alterhuman, I'm @ratgirlcock's headmate, I'm (kinda) disabled, AuDHD but I hide it really really well, sister to @rhythmgame-ouppygirl, @transportationdoll and @read-current

I'm what the kids call a "substance enthusiast", I'm an aspiring singer, songwriter, bass player and writer (on occasion), I'm a (mediocre) chef and I'm currently annotating a book on Indigenous land claims for fun.

THIS IS AN NSFW BLOG MINORS FUCK OFF

I'm mostly going to be posting/reblogging random shitposts, things I think are hot (including My own pics, under #Me) which I'll probably forget to tag, transfeminist stuff, and whatever else catches My eye.

don't be afraid to say hi! I only bite if you ask Me to <3

[videolottery]

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

[angelic-soyo]

*looking around nervously* you’d tell the angel if it was being monitored or surveilled right?

[reticentlybouncingonit]

Absolutely. The frantic searching looks so good on camera

[farvaduvet]

the fun gang's rule is "driver gets to pick the music"

susie listens to nu metal

ralsei listens to anime girl music

kris listens to technically complicated jazz music and fantasizes about playing it on piano

[angelic-soyo]

basically the most difficult sortie pales in comparison to how difficult it is to have a little crush on a classmate

[maidthings]

someone tried to hit me w the "dude... guy... person... i support all people. are your pronouns they them" dialog tree on my 18th hour of work. sorry buddy we stop doing that one at midnight

[maidthings]

i had a 30lb steel pipe in my hands and for a few seconds I swear it started glowing

[angelic-soyo]

they’re saying that 4th place is the new 1st place in board games which means that *you* have to strip and the angel doesn’t

[cannibalcaprine]

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

[tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages]

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

[cue-jay]

[mon3trs]

tell your local girlthing it‘s cute today. or else.

[monmon-txt]

owowow okay okay it’s so cute and the dress is too. okay ow

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

i need to rip, like physically tear apart the seams of a girls clothes before i start eating her out or sucking her dick or whatever i need to hear the little yelp of surprise and the stupid moan that goes from low pitch to really high as i keep going, the awareness that no matter where we are she can barely cover herself with whatever shes wearing now completely leaving her mind as i shut her brain completely off

[ifitbleedsbiteharder]

to the enlightened pervert the seam is just a single use zipper

[choco-bite]

backshots in front of a mirror, asking "who's that pretty girl" while I make you watch 🫠

[lilyblisslys]

freaking out and growling at her because I can’t pass the mirror test 😡

[hustlerose]

[ashes2caches]

t4t girl who’s tragically filled with so much love and has a debilitating crush on every single transfem she knows.

[ashes2caches]

filling up a bunch of tranquilizer darts with estradiol and going to the fighting game convention to start hunting for some brand new women.

[jibunbosh]

a lot of girls go like "i think i could be plural but idk i could just be making it up" until they get an alter that's self-assured and kind of cunty and she goes "What? Of course we're plural. Good grief; the girl could use some rest for once..." it's kind of like being singletbroken by your own headmate

[winedrunk-angel]

problematic lung capacity gap

[kaban-bang]

[kaban-bang]