hello

[ampervadasz]

Loooooooong

[daco-broman]

arrested for longitudinal crimes

[ayellowbirds]

dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead

[chrismas95]

Why Luigi isn’t playable in Super Mario Odyssey

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Separation of young children, in fact any children, from their carer is child abuse, and I would love to see those who initiated and implemented this policy charged with this offence.

[appalachiantwink-deactivated201]

We were never supposed to know about this. The Trump administration pretended there was no “child separation policy” until NYT reporters broke the story (after weeks of denial on many levels of the government, and high-up officials completely denying the # of children taken). 

Children were taken from motel rooms without the parents knowing why or what was going on. Children and parents were asked by ICE/border agents to take pictures together, and were then asked to stand several feet apart for separate photographs, and then the children were taken with no explanation. There was no reason given during these separations because there was no official policy and nothing documented. 

The reason many families will never be reunited is because the unique ID # of each family, given as they first crossed into the border, was deleted and changed after the children were taken. Those children were reassigned ID #s as unaccompanied children after they were forcibly separated from their families. As in, the system shows that all of these children crossed into the border alone, and there is no official record of who their families are. Again, this was done without any official policy in place. 

After all of this came to light: that’s when the Trump administration announced their “zero tolerance policy” at the border. For them, if everything had gone according to plan, nobody would know about this. Many families will never be reunited because that was never supposed to be an option to begin with, this was supposed to happen with no official evidence. 

(For more info check out the New York Times Daily podcast special, “Divided” Pt. 1 and 2)

[pokemon-personalities]

the eeveelution family reunion

[thebestoftumbling]

HELLO SMALL COW

[orangevegan]

*SNIFF SNIFF*

[transmasculine-spock]

What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals are amazing.

[itstheblob]

HA HA I’M JUST KIDDING! IT’S NOT A PUMPKIN AT ALL!

IT’S ME! BILL CIPHER!

HEY KIDS, WHERE YA GOIN’?

Ị̫̙̥̰͍ ̯̤̬̲̲͔́ͅW̫I̪̦͎L̨̙̖̖̞̤̠L̷̯̺̲̩̲ ̭ͅF̪͉̦̮̞͙͘O̖̪L̻̣͈̱͇̮͇͞L̳̹͜OW̷̘͖̥̝̞ ͙͔̝Y̦̦̮̰̖͇̕O̗͔̖ͅU͏̬͉̼̗͔ ̖̺͙̤̮͙

[bubbleflexe-deactivated20190719]

They’re supposed to eat their lunch w/o getting caught lol

[tommyboy2007-deactivated2020051]

Why can’t American shows be this great

[springwithcherrytrees]

Girl with the glasses is a real one

[wingedtank]

That’s adorable. I want a show like this.

[everythingfox]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

me, as a closeted teenager: I probably won’t find love

me, at 24, in my underwear, watching my boyfriend ignore the main storyline in Breath of the Wild to blow things up and pick mushrooms for an absurd amount of time:

[bob-belcher]

[melvinandlugnut]

This will be funnier when I make it into a video later. Had to split it up because of the length.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[theocseason4]

[taiikodon]

[nemfrog]

A baby and an adult compared as if they were the same size.  Using Modern Science. 1951. 

[glumshoe]

Thanks! I hate it.

[crtter]

[thenib]

From Kasia Babis.

[simonalkenmayer]

I’ve never understood people who make those sorts of jokes. I identify with this cartoon enormously.

[rooklinqs]

In this house we:

🍭🍬  DO NOT EAT SUGAR  🍬🍭

✋❌ DO NOT TELL LIES  ❌✋