[ravensloane]

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

[eros-philiaa]

[neckkiss]

Moonlight in the Adirondacks By Rockwell Kent

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

[wrnbrn]

[squidwardsupportgroup]

[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

[cwunch]

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[chaoticbabyg]

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

me getting my heart ripped out of my chest: okay first off, mood,

[zepedroalvarez]

[neckkiss]

I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck.

The 1975 (via neckkiss)

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[chessys]

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

[seediest]

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge