alienbeⱥr

"I just have this happy personality and a sad soul in one body. It feels weird sometimes."

[chubbysodas]

[with-practice]

lfsn;kjebibegibpeibpiebh 

[ruinedchildhood]

Don’t ask questions, just reblog.

[anxietyproblem]

This blog is Dedicated to anyone suffering from Anxiety! Please Follow Us if You Can Relate: ANXIETYPROBLEMS

[onlytwitterpics]

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[perrfectly]

[sleepbby]

[parkstone-international]

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

[sixslugs]

chaotic neutral

[fatalmorgue]

i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

[boobgal11-deactivated20160925]

[nakedly]

went dog sledging!! instagram @annikabansal

[almorosa-deactivated20170822]

[matialonsorphoto]

[timbllr]

[bethne]

weird thing about kirby is that nintendo could make a game about anything with kirby in it and i still wouldn’t be mad.

kirby is just good.

like if there was a game about kirby doing his taxes i would play it and even if it’s bad because how could you be mad at kirby.

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

i’d play that

[mounmantaka]

I mean it’d teach you how to do your taxes to kids and in the end he’d probably just eat the tax forms.

[rift-master]

In true Kirby fashion he’d probably find a flaw in the tax system and fight the epitome of corporate greed.

[norbertjr]

[beyoncevevo]

its been a decade since 2004 now im uncomfortable