Julie

I'm not here to make original content, I'm here to win.

[dominik528]

Iconic.

[morrithal]

This is the future liberals want

[unicornbrie]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

[fanonical]

harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i’m so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

[twilightisgaynow]

[poseidont]

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

[dizzybunnies]

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

[mrgaretcarter]

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

[disregardcanon]

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

[fatmdaily]

Florence Welch wore a Gucci custom V-neck lace dress with frilled sleeves designed by Alessandro Michele

[allmymetaphors]

ppl always ask me “"what are you going to do with your degree”“ and ”“if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it”“ and ”“where are you gonna move after college”“ but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

At least you get half a can of soda.

[officialunitedstates]

we gave six robots six guns and asked them to build an even bigger gun. they asked for some paintbrushes and paint instead and made a really hurtful caricature of me

[artechouse]

i have a question

[officialunitedstates]

it took me 4 and a third hours to stop crying

[becughmitchell]

I simply said what I wish had been said when Kevin and I got married.

[the-last-punbender]

This is one of my favourite pieces of this show because “Marriage is like…oatmeal” was introduced as part of the “Holt can’t do emotions” gag

But in this speach, the unusual metaphor is powerful and sincere and heartwarming. And it shows that these writers really understand the character of Holt and the nature of love, and that they are very, very good at their craft.

[squashwaffle]

I got this ad for baby monitors.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

I N F A N T   D E T E C T E D

[onion-souls]

W E L C O M E T O M Y R E A L I T Y

[coughloop]

very telling of tumblr to denounce and attack monarchists but praise and devote themselves wholly to Princess Peach, a known war mongerer and imperialist

[airframeextender]

she baked me a cake

[romiones-archived]

I remember being so heartbroken to learn that magic carpets were banned in the wizarding world like imagine being muggleborn and being this close to re-enacting “A Whole New World” from Aladdin (1992) and finding out it was illegal

[oyevans]

That wouldn’t stop James Potter or Sirius Black

[kenobi-bi-bi]

bold of you to assume that they aren’t the reason they’re illegal

[the-bookshop]

[5835km]

Sunrise in Sidi Bou Said, Tunisia. Photo taken by Edis Bezdrob.

[tkkatherineblog]