Mess & Lore

(Memes & Other Inner Workings)

[kazoosandfannypacks]

I don't want dating apps. I wanna meet a man the old fashioned way: I see him across the room at a ball and ask my friend who he is, and when she realizes I've taken a fancy to him, she drags me across the room and forces us to talk to each other.

[fairtradebananas]

“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

[kipperdip]

#0005 - Charmeleon: The Flame Pokemon

He’s a bit spicy, he’s got some ‘tude about him

[vyl3tpwny]

here's numel

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[garaks-padded-cell]

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

[smeefy-smoofy]

[garaks-padded-cell]

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

[retquits]

MS paint pikmin warm ups/cool downs 🍒🫐🍋

[robdogdraws]

Amazing: This dancer is considered an 'Essential Worker'

[thereforealiar]

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[saloongirls]

“A Tearful Farewell” by Maynard Dixon (1875-1946), watercolor on paper | via the Lucas Museum

[distance-does-not-matter]

so many romcoms have two main characters:

Flawed and Deeply Human and Lovable Woman

and

Man I Want to Kill With Hammers So So So Bad

[bsideheart]

more characters with psychic powers who get migraines and seizures after they use them. i wanna see someone kill a bunch of ppl with their mind and then lay in a dark room vomiting for two days

[animate-mush]

Like Psyduck?

[creekfiend]

there is this really specific thing that very Online women of a certain age (mostly older millennials and younger gen x in my experience) who are married to a man will do where they will refer to their husbands as "Mr. (Part of My Username)"

so like if the username is something like "dancingwithbears" they'll refer to their husband as "Mr. Bears"

i think it is extremely charming

[duel-of-the-dolls]

“And brother, you know what they did? They danced”

[duel-of-the-dolls]

"Are we gonna try again?" "It's time for spring, we'll try again next fall" "Wait for me?" "I will"

[good-pokemon-center-reviews]

[minovskyy]

*in tears* promise me it's friendship friday