Things My Math Teacher has Said and Done
-âNow Iâll take attendance in the order in which I donât like youâ
-Made us say âmay I use the potty?â in a British accent when we need to use the washroomÂ
-âGood morning, howâs my favourite class doing-they just left you wouldâve passed them in the hallwayâ
-Had names for all of the variables: a is for apple pie, b is for brownie, c is for cookie, and D IS FOR DOUGHNUT
-âThis is beautiful. Just like if you were in front of a mirror-with me standing in front of youâ
-He spent like 10 minutes making sure we understood the difference between cannoli and cannelloni
-Â âYou should join the geek protection squad, we would beat up kids like youâ
-On the first day of class he drew an x in the corner of the whiteboard with a box around it and it???? somehow stayed there???? all year?????
-âyou should all take French just in case you meet a pretty French lady on a plane like I didâ
-We had this closet in the corner of the room, and then it just became a thing to talk about the body in the closet (especially when people not in the class would come in)
-Answered the phone in one of two ways âgreetings humanâ or âPizza Pizzaâ
-While weâre talking about phones if someone was being looked for heâd tell them that they were out in the smoking area handing out anti-smoking pamphlets
-âYou guys are so loud! People would think youâre Italian or somethingâ
-Once turned the lights on using âthe forceâ, a.k.a a lightsaber he kept on his desk, and a student standing under the light switch
-He told us this story about how a few years ago if a kid was particularly annoying/disruptive heâd send them to a certain teacher to ask for a âlong standâ that teacher would take a loooong time looking for this item before sending the kid along to the next teacher (I think there were 4?) anyway, once the kid would get back and be like âthere is no long standâ heâd say âwell werenât you standing for a long time?â
-There was a girl who had a broken arm, who got moved out of the class when her schedule got rearranged. During attendance heâd call âbroken arm girlâ first, and she would come into the room before we got there to write stuff like âbroken arm girl was hereâ on the board
-The day before christmas break we just talked about star wars the whole class
-called us all sunshine and when one girl asked why he called her stormy clouds for the rest of the year
-If someone came to borrow something, before heâd give it to them heâd ask if they would like to know where they could get one, and then the whole class would all be like âstaplesâ âbest buyâ âdollar storeâ etc
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