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[penandinkprincess]

this

does make me think extremely chewy thoughts about how fucking complicated this has to be for ilya. like obviously things with his father are SO fucking complex and layered and there's so much pain there, but also what emotional potential of being the only person he consistently remembers. even ilya's older brother gets forgotten, but when he's distressed, ilya is the one he calls? he ALWAYS seems to know ilya?????

it adds to the guilt also that he's the only one who can calm his father down or at least handle him when he's like this and yet he's the one on a whole different continent, but also what a twisted wreck of feelings it has to be to be the only one their father consistently remembers. like there HAS to be love in there, doesn't there? if i'm the one he remembers when he forgets everything else? i'm at least THAT important to him? i have to be, don't i? even if everything else is gone, i'm still in there. that HAS to mean something, doesn't it?

but also what fucking guilt to know that alexei almost certainly feels resentment about this as confirmation that ilya is their father's favorite and always has been and always will be. and like from ilya's pov, it didn't save him AT ALL, but also how fucking complex to be the younger sibling and yet be the only one their father consistently remembers.

[connorstorriegifs]

You can take Connor out of Texas but you can never take the Texas out of Connor for @hudconuinely

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[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do

[rozanovshane]

[animentality]

[esoteric-merit]

This is about as unrelated as it gets, but I was once on a cooking competition show as background. I had a prep list, and while the contestants were front-stage, I was in the back of the shot, doing the prep list, looking chef-y, alongside some other BG. The prep list was double-duty, it was also making stuff for the contestants to use later, but our main job was just to make the kitchen look busier. I imagine that in most shots I was in, I was at best an out-of-focus blur behind the main shot. So at the beginning, the contestants are showing off their knife skills and making little fruit sculptures or whatever, IDGAF, and they were being interviewed at the same time. "What does cooking mean to you?" and that kind of stuff. I . . . was not supposed to be interviewed. I was BG. The interviewer apparently, did not know who was a contestant and who was BG, so they came over to me. And after all of these eloquent long-winded philosophy-and-dream guided answers, they come to me, and go "What is cooking?" And me, deep in focus on looking professional and getting the prep list done and not listening to the interviews, aware that I'm not supposed to talk or be talked to (I'm not paid for speaking lines!), but also aware I am the focus right now, but also aware that they will cut this out of the televised part and I can relax and shrug him off, but also suddenly aware there's still a live audience and I can't just shrug him off, but also confused because I didn't realize he was fishing for a deep philosophical answer: "Cooking is making food". Well. I got a laugh out of the live audience, and they must have decided to keep the line because my pay was upgraded from "SSE" (Special Skills Extra) rates to "Speaking" rates.

[templatelord]

best answer

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[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[alkatyn]

This is making me realize that as a child I assumed that worms emerge from the ground at some point in the early morning to make the phrase make sense

[obiraids]

Just saw probably one of the last screenings of Supergirl in my theater and I just wanna say all of y'all on the Internet are liars you had me going into this movie thinking it would be bad but it was amazing. I loved the message that you don't have to be nice or perfect, just good. I loved that we see just how Kara presents that in the movie from trying to get Ruthye's sword back when she had no reason to interfere to killing Krem herself so that Ruthye's life won't be tainted with pain. I love how she was messy and flawed but developed during the movie. I love Lobo. I love how even when her priorities were on saving her dog she still saved the girls being taken. I love Lobo. I love how it showed Krypton, Kara asking what her one life means in the grand scheme of things is something I ask myself a lot. I love Lobo. I loved that the dog didn't die. Did I mention I love Lobo?

It genuinely just has to be a mix of misogyny and bad timing for how this movie managed to flop. The only critiques I have was that Krem wasn't that much of an impactful villain and Lobo never called himself the Main Man. Moral of the Story; never listen to opinions from critics or redditors.

[nookisms]

Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

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[paddysnuffles]

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

[janehollandeer]

shane and ilya watch how to lose a guy in ten days and ilya says “I’m surprised she did not lose him as soon as she said his first name” and shane tackles him into the couch

[montrealmetros]

ilya's emotionally avoidant attempt at sliding past the boyfriend conversation by just slipping it in mid-shane's panic attack and shane not letting him by immediately making him clarify his feelings makes me laugh every time

[depsidase]

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

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[thememedaddy]

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[thememedaddy]