As The Train Approaches Gare du Nord

Dustin | He/Him | 35 | Vegan

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[blignick]

[custer-mp3]

they really don't make Bigass Cabinet For Computer anymore. we were at the used furniture warehouse the other day & they had so many. that's the way things should be. lock away that wretched machine when you're done looking at it

[custer-mp3]

Lock That Fucking Thang Up

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

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Voting ended onJul 10

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[but-a-humble-goon]

Why is it everyone that sets out to rip off the Souls series fails to include any of the goofiness? Grim as the world of Dark Souls is, it can also at times be completely ridiculous. It's got mimic chests that attack you with fucking Street Fighter hurricane kicks and giant bulging bobble eyed basilisks and whatever the hell Frampt and Kaathe are supposed to be. There's a reason these games are such a rich goldmine of memes.

Even in a dead world devoid of hope there is silliness and whimsy.

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[queen-zigzag]

[oneheadtoanother]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[neonshroudedgraves]

Discord planned to introduce age verification worldwide – and it's about to go live. | Tuta

Popular chat platform Discord plans to roll out age checks globally starting in or after June 2026, opting people into teens settings by def

[dragonmarquise]

Discord is supposedly saying this is going to affect "only 10% of users", but I really don't believe them at all. It's always going to be way worse and affect more people than what they claim.

So in case anyone needs it:

This browser-based tool can fool facial age checks using 3D avatars

After Discord announced plans to require age verification for all users, a free, HTML-based tool emerged that aims to bypass facial scans on

[useyourimagination2020]

Free Motor Meeting（FMM）, Japan

(via 集え、栃木のクルマ好き！ アルファ乗りが立ち上げた自動車イベント「Free Motor Meeting（FMM）」に注目──ハッサンの週末カーミーティング通信 | KURU KURA（くるくら）)

[apolladay]

How many open tabs do you have on your phones browser?

100 or less

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1501-2000

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How many open tabs do you have on your phones browser?

100 or less

101-300

301-500

501-700

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Results

Voting ended onJun 23

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Thirsty wunk

[blossposs]

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[vomitdodger]