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Saying “toy boat” 5 times fast is basically impossible. You’re welcome.
Telling someone that you can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling them that you can’t be happy because others have it better.
Finally giving in and admitting to yourself that you have a fetish you were avoiding
my favorite part about this is that are no tags, no comments. everyone knows what theyre guilty of
I feel this on a spiritual level.
*in a horse accent* help
This is the horse equivalent of being lost in the sauce
astray in the hay!!!!!!!!
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Source?
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I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’.
They ran with that.
She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.
Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch
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if i ever become a millionaire the first thing i’ll do once my bank account hits 7 digits is commission iguanamouth to do an unusual hoard of every other unusual hoard shes ever drawn. every single item from every other hoard, no exceptions. i’ll also hire somebody to check and make sure she didnt miss any by making a spreadsheet cataloging each item from each hoard individually and then going over the checklist again and double check the megahoard to make sure she didnt miss any.
wow ! what a good post :) ! thank you for sharing. anyway this is the outfit im going to wear while im hunting you down for sport
This is the best conversation between fan and artist
Gross Story- very long I'm sorry
So this is more of a story than anything. There are no screen shots. Even if you don’t post this, I felt like someone should hear it.
I’m a university student without a car. I have very limited food options. One of those options is a Subway. I like sandwiches well enough so I go once in a while after work.
The only problem is this guy, let’s call him Jake. Jake is a southern boy (southern school so this makes sense) but in the worst, most stereotypical way. He has really bad teeth, greasy hair, and a play boy bunny tattoo. Class act this guy, yeah?
Well the first time I saw Jake, he stared at me. Like a lot. He would ignore customers he was serving to stare at me. It was a little unnerving, but whatever. He asked me my name when I ordered, so I gave him a fake one and went on with my life.
Every time I go to subway he’s there.
He stares at me, open mouth. It’s gotten to the point where I go to subway as rarely as possible and just eat gross caf food.
So recently I got off of work and I just could not bring myself to eat the nasty cafeteria food. So I took the 15 minute walk over to subway. I walked in and Jake was there. He was the only employee up front. I was the only customer in the store.
I walk up and order. I can already feel him undressing me in his brain. I said “Could I get a foot long spicy Italian on the Italian herb and cheese bread?” His response? “I don’t know, can you baby?”
He took 12 minutes to make my sandwich to trap me in one of the most uncomfortable conversations of my freaking life. He called my baby, babe, beautiful, sexy. None of these words are my name, surprisingly. He asked me if I was single, if I went to the nearby school (I was wearing a school spirit shirt so that was pretty normal). He asked if I was looking for a man. I told him no. He said he could change my mind. He said my skin looked soft and that he wanted to touch it. All I could do was awkwardly laugh and try not to cry.
When he finally finished making my food, I paid in cash. He caressed my hand when he gave me back my change. I asked him his name. He told me.
I call my friend the second I left the store so that if he followed me she could know right away and call the cops or something. I felt paranoid and disgusting.
This isn’t the end though!
A couple days later, I called the subway and asked for a manager. The guy who picked up was the manager so he asked what was up. I told him my story, and he sounded horrified. He, somehow, knew exactly who I was talking about. I suspect that they’ve had a problem with Jake before. He told me that my next meal was free, and that he was so incredibly sorry about what happened. He told me he’d talk to his supervisors and asked if it was alright for him to give them my name and number. I said sure. I thought I’d get a call from them in a day or two.
Nope.
I got a call from the higher up subway people within an hour. She asked for my story and then apologized profusely. She told me the matter was currently being investigated.
As crummy as my story is, props to Subway for dealing with the situation in such a positive way.
this is what dissociation feels like
listening to this the whole way through, my brain is now completely empty and the only thing in my mind is africa
I just died, this killed me
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this
My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism.
Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved