I ONLY EXIST..

WITHIN THE WARMTH OF YOUR GAZE // h. 25. finnish.

[keikomivra]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) Dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[userarmand]

jacobanderson: Love you forever Mean-spirited Long Table Louis in Azalea era Raspberry Suit ❤️‍🔥

[andorology]

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

[kestrel-tree]

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

[bananonbinary]

#can i be the guy#ill narrate SO incorrectly#theyll all learn how to talk for themselves just to shut me up (via @cirrus-grey)

i'm loving the implication that this isn't something they hired you for, but something you'd do as some sort of public service.

[ahedderick]

[dance-in-moonlight]

A+ characterization there

[robronrewatch-deactivated202510]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[claptrap14]

[allthingskenobi]

“Of course. It ends where it began. A desert planet with twin suns.”

[jackabbot]

What is going on here? You have a field medic assisting you? Dr. Abbot is an attending, and he's also a SWAT physician.

THE PITT 2.07 • 1:00 P.M.

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[salaciouscrumbb]

when your dash is all the same filtered tag

[sikoi]

me looking up the definition of a word i totally know the meaning of i just have to make sure it didn’t change for some reason or i made it up

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[artwheat]

this animal

[sobcat]

when the multifaceted life we all experience is multifaceted...