fuck it up, buttercup

welcome to my witcher sideblog ~~ prompts open :) ~~ d-andilion on ao3 ~~ main: @irnhero, art blog: @d-andilionart, book blog: @queersinsituations, simon snow blog: @basilsleaf

[d-andilion]

masterlists of my works

i make fic and art! find me on ao3 where i post my fics <3

fic masterlist

art masterlist

[pickleforstony]

[pickleforstony]

[batrachised]

TIL that in medieval times trebuchets were sometimes used during tournaments to bombard the watching ladies with roses, and there is something so inherently comedic about this to me. picture me blasting roses at my lover's window with the force of a battlefield assault to win her hand

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

[asynca]

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

Hey man I’m just happy to be in this dark and scary woods with you

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[jstar05]

Got lost in the witcher wiki why has no one talked about this variant cover,, i can't believe i have never seen this

[lumsel]

whats prev's element

water

fire

earth

air

aether

Voting ended onApr 29

[moved-please-leave-me-alone]

Alright your Discord avatar and tumblr avatar are locked in a closet for 7 minutes ala 7 Minutes In Heaven. What happens

[ediehhil]

BURN BUTCHER BUUUURN 🔥🔥🔥

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

if I was a eunuch guard all the harem women would love me we would joke around about the royal family and just generally have fun shooting the shit together. they would say I'm "one of the good ones"

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

I'd win "eunuch of the month" every month and they'd hang a portrait of me on the wall to let everyone know

[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[justplainsalty]

The blog post is pretty great too.

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you