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|| winter || || any pronouns ||

[cpericardium]

parried three bait posts in a row

[desolationlesbian]

met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

[desolationlesbian]

the worst part is I can't dare ask her that last question because then she might say something like "You don't remember, do you?" and pull out a katana and obviously I'm not stupid enough to take that risk

[desolationlesbian]

met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

[desolationlesbian]

the worst part is I can't dare ask her that last question because then she might say something like "You don't remember, do you?" and pull out a katana and obviously I'm not stupid enough to take that risk

[cabbagesoup1]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

dude imagine if a hog saw this

[riben-deactivated20230922]

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

[dimension20memes]

Thought this was fitting for the current events

[sokodraws]

this is not an expedition...

[leaving-earth]

[sokodraws]

bigger than me...

[sokodraws]

iron lung, eh?

cool movie, I liked it

[sharkfiinn]

this isso dumb

[morningsaidthemoon]

commissioned by @gettownsburnmoney, based on this post !!!

[sokodraws]

fine, you want the butcher? come on

[alliumtt]

Ellie and Simon as a meme that I saw on Pinterest

[m0nomercy]

the gunner channel!

[pazithigallifreya]

Sherlock Holmes being touch averse with strangers but handsy and affectionate with His People is everything to me

Walking with his hand tucked into Watson's elbow so they can't be jostled apart on the streets of London, giving Mrs Hudson a hug when she's overwhelmed and upset, giving Inspector Lestrade a slap on the shoulder when he finally gets some deduction on his own, pestering Mycroft because they're brothers and that's just what you do to siblings so they don't think you've forgotten about them

Sherlock Holmes is literally a cat is all I'm saying. Run up to him and shove your face at him and he will hiss and swat, naturally, because he doesn't know you and What Is Your Actual Problem ew. Sit quietly, let him do as he pleases, blink slowly, and eventually if he decides you're worthy, he might deign to curl up on your lap and purr a little 🐈‍⬛

[pineappical]

best friends

[wolfythewitch]

​metaphorically undressing myself via truth nuke