broë

chloë ⋆ 19 ⋆ non binary ⋆ queer as heck

[rabiscosetal]

- You..do know that I’m not a clown, right? ♠

- Sure

Based on this post lol

[twunkgoals-deactivated20210216]

“I hope you haven’t been waiting long.”

“Only three years.”

[2/?] Korrasami Icons

please like/reblog if you use

[servicek9s-deactivated20180617]

HOW TO PET A DOGGO

1. ASK THE HANDLER

2. IF SAY NO THEN WALK AWAY 

3. IF SAY YES LET DOG SNIFF

4. IF DOG SAY YES, PROCEED WITH PETTING

5. IF DOGGO HAS A VEST ON JUST DONT ASK

[skytheservicedog]

IMPORTANT

[dennisxnerd-blog]

[pentecost]

recipe blogs are so exhausting. please dont say words at me just let me make my food in peace

[queenapple]

The feminine texture of ravioli

[toodrunktofindaurl]

gender: ravioli

[curliestofcrowns]

PSA: please don’t fuck your ravioli

[blue-star-above-me]

You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...

Waluigi’s Apartment

[kingkoopasconeyislanddiscopalace]

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

[animatedtext]

[middleschoolhumor]

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[grass10-deactivated20150724]

my brother is upset because he did not win the bug catching contest

[grass10-deactivated20150724]

my brother is in the United States Marine Corps

[winterrschild]

controller: *vibrates slightly and then stops, with no obvious enemies anywhere*

me: what do you see boy?

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[lord-kitschener]

Cryptid

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Every pixel of this image is filled with a protective energy. Reblog the shadow cat cryptid for good fortune and to receive glowing eyes.

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

me: idgaf narrator: they did, in fact, gaf

[serotnin]

me: ah, I’m just being paranoid…………………. (squints) or is it my intuition

[realfootage]

Youtube is fantastic

[babyanimalgifs]

THESE MAKE ME SO HAPPY

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[kingcheddarxvii]

woohoo

[miseryjonez-deactivated20180522]

@h0wtokillabitch