🔞HAND HOLDING BEFORE MARRIAGE!?!?🔞

🔞 ADULTS ONLY PLEASE I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH🔞

[norunn8931]

collage.　初めてのクソコラ♡

[saucy-seeker]

I need this

[saucy-seeker]

Hey gang

I need like 200 dollars to pay for my college since i dropped out due to homelessness last year

I can draw valveplug, or furry smut,......... So like...... Heyyyyy i have commmmmms........

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[saucy-seeker]

I would, get the fuck over here

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[galaxysymthwaveprime]

Mech on diva time

Expect more suggestive content and valveplug y'all

[2026]

[saucy-seeker]

What if i just...

Posted this

[saucy-seeker]

Speaking of, I should set up my tf comms

[bloominglegumes]

closed! unpinning this post as im trapped in thesis project grind

this post will be pinned up on my page, check back for updates >:)

if anyone has questions about any info here as well, feel free to ask/DM!

rbs very much appreciated <3

[saucy-seeker]

Staring at you via my alt tf account lol

Stashing you away for later,,

My beloved seekers, swarm them 👁️👁️

[classjezter]

*slides into frame* Hi. Mpreg poll anon here. Round Two has begun, and Ratchet is currently losing, and I think we should all vote for him because he deserves better than this. Pharma and Optimus are also up for voting, and while Optimus is in the lead I do need to confirm his superiority. This is rapidly becoming my Super Bowl I can feel a competitive spirit arising in my bones.

No same, this feels like seeing my sport team loosing, I can feel the heartbreak coming lol. So YOU guys 🫵 are helping out

Go vote for our robots 🙏

Optimus

Ratchet (he’s got a tough opponent <\3)

Pharma (honestly I’m good with either win here, I love Gale hehe)

[local-seeker-shit]

CMON GNG

OPTIMUS BC COME ON??? HAVE YOU *SEEN* THAT MANS HIPS??? HE ALSO HAS THE MATRIX, HE CAN LITERALLY REPOPULATE CYBERTRON W IT (I think)

RACHETTTTTTTT WHERE ARE MY DRATCHCEE SHIPPERS???

Pharma is just a personal preference I like him as a character and IM the one getting him pregnant/sil

[saucy-seeker]

GO MY SEEKERS!

[mintaikkcorpse]

I love this fandom <3

[saucy-seeker]

Same (im Starscream's Transfluid Eater on tt)

[pupperbunny]

For the transformers fans out there bc I KNOW no one will appreciate this more than robot fuckers

[saucy-seeker]

HOLY SHIT THE FANTASIES YOUVE JUST UNLOCKED FOR ME

[saucy-seeker]

Full here

[saucy-seeker]

Wow, improvement,,

Cw for spikes

[saucy-seeker]

I drew my kobd fankid in ribbons for his boyfriend.

[saucy-seeker]

I return

And frankly im thinking about megastar...

Hmhgfgbgv i need a sadistic starscream and a masochistic megatron.

Tfp.

Top screamer.

Bottom megs.

I forgot rp is also a thing here on tumblr, but alas, im fucking shy.

[saucy-seeker]

Okay but like hear me out PUHLEASE

Starscream DOMINATES the berth, whether that be in a bratty bottom or sadistic top. And Megatron absolutely fucking hates how much he loves it (except he doesn't actually hate it). *Primus* Starscream frags so fucking well that he secretly enjoys it. Cherishes it. *Craves* it.

And Starscream knows it.

Because say once upon a time, Starscream, as the leader of Vos, and Megatronus, as one of the best gladiators in Kaon, they meet as young lovers and bicker and tease playfully. I mean, idk how the FUCK Starscream and Megatron got to be so close in deception rank, but surely they couldve had something??? Secret stolen kisses, playful flirting exchanged between fluttering glances. Hell, Megatronus blissfully staring at Starscream, who is knowingly preening in the sunlight, angling his wings just so the sun catches the polish shine...

And perhaps it grew into a genuine sort of love.

And boy did they test out the limits. Especially in the freak department.

Just imagine, A hulking figure like Megatronus, never beaten in a fight, whos stamina can run for days, left ragged and panting by the pretty, lithe seeker with charm and quick wit.

[saucy-seeker]

...im gonna make this into an au, arent I-?

[eoheurta]

Preaching the truth!!!

Starscream is just so femdom coded to me. He's a very feminine guy that likes to put big burly mechs in their places. He lives for the power trip and control.

Small tops are also where it's at! They're just so darn fun to me especially, when the bottom is extra big and thick. 🤤

We all know Starscream has a silver tongue and that needs to be used on Megs' fat valve. Hmmm yes Megatron really should sit on the seeker's face.

[saucy-seeker]

You got me giggling at the doctor's office fUCK YES.

Literally in that one scene in tfp s1 with the spacebridge collapsing, I thought they were going to kiss...

I NEED more of that Starscream... Gently caressing Megatron's war torn chassis, whispering the many ways he could kill him, and Megatron just telling him to shut up and don't stop.

Bonus if Starscream stops with his petty ass "Now is that how you treat an important decepticon commander~?" (Bc Starscream being sic IS a huge deal)

[saucy-seeker]

AND LIKE

STARSCREAM COULD TEASE MEGATRON THROUGH POWER PLAY WITH THE DECEPTICON KNOWLEDGE HE HOLDS LIKE "Ah- ah- ah~ patience... Otherwise I might leave to the autobots with all your little secrets..."

To which Megatron growls a whimper because fuck the fragging is so good and DAMMIT the seeker has him in a corner-

[eoheurta]

Yesssss. ✨

Imagine Megatron calling Starscream "Commander" during interfacing as the seeker is his commander but in this context it's much more different.~

(Starscream probably wanted to be called Master at first but he likes this as well.)

Knowing him Megatron probably also has both a degradation and praise kink. Though most of the tfp cast has them- but that's a conversation for a different day. He would definitely get off at Starscream's dirty insults and threats. Especially while he's tied up in various chains or other forms of bandage.

Starscream probably also modified his spike to target Megatron's prime (heh) weak spots. Spines, girth, bumps, etc, anything just to turn his leader into more of a shaking mess.

There's also the option of toys which opens up numerous possibilities. One I've seen I'm personally a fan of is casting Megatron's spike- then perhaps adding a few inches to it, and using that on him. Two spikes for both holes; he would be so deliciously stuffed. Just how it should be!

If Starscream is feeling extra evil perhaps a vibrator on the spike as well. Hehe, maybe sounding too? Megatron can take it, he's got great stamina just like you said. >;3c

[saucy-seeker]

FUCK I WROTE SOMETHING DOWN FOR THIS BUT IT DIDNT SAVE ???

Lemme try to retype it

The commander thing, thats can make starscream hate him more tbh. Smthin like “You call me commander in moments like these, yet not anytime else…” which could have him feed into the aggressive fragging (sadism), which in turn megatron LOVES (masochism). Starscream fucks in hate + seeking praise (fs he has a praise mink maybe) and megatron riles him up by calling him commander (bonus if he doesnt know it angers starscream, but thats optional) and in turn gets a good frag (a close second to optimus teehee). hate fragging. OUGH i love the complex and unique toxicity megastar has.

The insults, i can totally see megatron getting off to them, bc imagine having your whole life where everyone respects or fears you, and wdym this tony ass seeker has the bearings to clap back to him!? Its enraging, its obsurd, its… enticing…

THE SPIKE MODIFIERS ARE PEAK, he def asked KO to perform a cosmetic surgery for temporary or removable spike enhancements. Bonus if Stars spike is tiny/smaller.

Back to the whole “i hate how megatron respects me more in the berth than out of it), star would definitely use this to be completely sadistic w toys and vibes against megs.

AND THE BEST THING IS THAT THE TOXICITY IS COMPLETELY OPTIONAL. You could keep it sweet and sugary w vos starscream and megatronus and go as if theyve never had hatred towards each other OR you can go the toxic tfp route.

[saucy-seeker]

I return

And frankly im thinking about megastar...

Hmhgfgbgv i need a sadistic starscream and a masochistic megatron.

Tfp.

Top screamer.

Bottom megs.

I forgot rp is also a thing here on tumblr, but alas, im fucking shy.

[saucy-seeker]

Okay but like hear me out PUHLEASE

Starscream DOMINATES the berth, whether that be in a bratty bottom or sadistic top. And Megatron absolutely fucking hates how much he loves it (except he doesn't actually hate it). *Primus* Starscream frags so fucking well that he secretly enjoys it. Cherishes it. *Craves* it.

And Starscream knows it.

Because say once upon a time, Starscream, as the leader of Vos, and Megatronus, as one of the best gladiators in Kaon, they meet as young lovers and bicker and tease playfully. I mean, idk how the FUCK Starscream and Megatron got to be so close in deception rank, but surely they couldve had something??? Secret stolen kisses, playful flirting exchanged between fluttering glances. Hell, Megatronus blissfully staring at Starscream, who is knowingly preening in the sunlight, angling his wings just so the sun catches the polish shine...

And perhaps it grew into a genuine sort of love.

And boy did they test out the limits. Especially in the freak department.

Just imagine, A hulking figure like Megatronus, never beaten in a fight, whos stamina can run for days, left ragged and panting by the pretty, lithe seeker with charm and quick wit.

[saucy-seeker]

...im gonna make this into an au, arent I-?

[eoheurta]

Preaching the truth!!!

Starscream is just so femdom coded to me. He's a very feminine guy that likes to put big burly mechs in their places. He lives for the power trip and control.

Small tops are also where it's at! They're just so darn fun to me especially, when the bottom is extra big and thick. 🤤

We all know Starscream has a silver tongue and that needs to be used on Megs' fat valve. Hmmm yes Megatron really should sit on the seeker's face.

[saucy-seeker]

You got me giggling at the doctor's office fUCK YES.

Literally in that one scene in tfp s1 with the spacebridge collapsing, I thought they were going to kiss...

I NEED more of that Starscream... Gently caressing Megatron's war torn chassis, whispering the many ways he could kill him, and Megatron just telling him to shut up and don't stop.

Bonus if Starscream stops with his petty ass "Now is that how you treat an important decepticon commander~?" (Bc Starscream being sic IS a huge deal)

[saucy-seeker]

AND LIKE

STARSCREAM COULD TEASE MEGATRON THROUGH POWER PLAY WITH THE DECEPTICON KNOWLEDGE HE HOLDS LIKE "Ah- ah- ah~ patience... Otherwise I might leave to the autobots with all your little secrets..."

To which Megatron growls a whimper because fuck the fragging is so good and DAMMIT the seeker has him in a corner-

[saucy-seeker]

I return

And frankly im thinking about megastar...

Hmhgfgbgv i need a sadistic starscream and a masochistic megatron.

Tfp.

Top screamer.

Bottom megs.

I forgot rp is also a thing here on tumblr, but alas, im fucking shy.

[saucy-seeker]

Okay but like hear me out PUHLEASE

Starscream DOMINATES the berth, whether that be in a bratty bottom or sadistic top. And Megatron absolutely fucking hates how much he loves it (except he doesn't actually hate it). *Primus* Starscream frags so fucking well that he secretly enjoys it. Cherishes it. *Craves* it.

And Starscream knows it.

Because say once upon a time, Starscream, as the leader of Vos, and Megatronus, as one of the best gladiators in Kaon, they meet as young lovers and bicker and tease playfully. I mean, idk how the FUCK Starscream and Megatron got to be so close in deception rank, but surely they couldve had something??? Secret stolen kisses, playful flirting exchanged between fluttering glances. Hell, Megatronus blissfully staring at Starscream, who is knowingly preening in the sunlight, angling his wings just so the sun catches the polish shine...

And perhaps it grew into a genuine sort of love.

And boy did they test out the limits. Especially in the freak department.

Just imagine, A hulking figure like Megatronus, never beaten in a fight, whos stamina can run for days, left ragged and panting by the pretty, lithe seeker with charm and quick wit.

[saucy-seeker]

...im gonna make this into an au, arent I-?

[eoheurta]

Preaching the truth!!!

Starscream is just so femdom coded to me. He's a very feminine guy that likes to put big burly mechs in their places. He lives for the power trip and control.

Small tops are also where it's at! They're just so darn fun to me especially, when the bottom is extra big and thick. 🤤

We all know Starscream has a silver tongue and that needs to be used on Megs' fat valve. Hmmm yes Megatron really should sit on the seeker's face.

[saucy-seeker]

You got me giggling at the doctor's office fUCK YES.

Literally in that one scene in tfp s1 with the spacebridge collapsing, I thought they were going to kiss...

I NEED more of that Starscream... Gently caressing Megatron's war torn chassis, whispering the many ways he could kill him, and Megatron just telling him to shut up and don't stop.

Bonus if Starscream stops with his petty ass "Now is that how you treat an important decepticon commander~?" (Bc Starscream being sic IS a huge deal)