Pchelik's hive

God this place is a mess / acbm / ahbm She / it

[pchelik-please]

HIII this is Pchelik's hive

I write weird shit and go insane about robots for a whole year already :з

I speak english and russian and trying to learn hungarian (a magyarom szar, bocsáss meg)

She/it

The tags i use and things im into bellow

#robot insanity is for all of my original posts about robots and i mean. All. Literally everything. Art, fics and crazy rumblings

#toy photography is for photos of my touys, the table buwg family

#from the future with Hello its for my orginal work that i dont really post about but it does have some one-shots on Ao3

My Ao3 is Pchelik_please i write mostly when i have a fucked up idea i want to execute (mostly just Blue Cop torture tho)

I really like Metal Cardbot, Transformers, Brave Police J-Deckerd, Gundam: Turn-A, Gundam: Stargazer (i fuking lvoeh imso mucsh), The Murderbot Diaries, Knights, Ultrakill, Lololoshka (even tho i moved on from it), Delicious in Dungeon, DandaDan

PLEASE ASK ME ABOUT ROBOTS PLEASE

[ecobanshee]

We should go through Sandra Hüller's filmography and give Stratt a bunch of twins too. do you understand how fucking funny it would be for her to have one sister who gives professional support to astronauts and another who is the main suspect in a murder case

[dcartcorner]

a curiosity

(you know that one tumblr post)

[thestuffedalligator]

A while back there was a tiktok going “Ooo this is the best restaurant and I’m not telling you where it is ;) you’re going to have to guess ;)))”

And another guy stitched it with a whole breakdown of her most recent posts to go “The day before you posted this you posted another video saying you met this celebrity and he had just posted that he was in this city. You also posted a video in a hotel room and after searching up hotels in this city, we can tell it was this hotel because the wallpaper in your video matches the wallpaper in pictures on their website. By looking up restaurants by this hotel we can tell you went to this specific restaurant” and he was right

And people called him a creep, but I think we should take this as a moral lesson to lie about ourselves online more. I’m actually a talking dog and I live in a Montreal poutinerie

[pchelik-please]

I did think of making Olesya live her entire live in spb because then the biodome design wouldnt need to be changed that much but then . I could make her from Baikal. I could make her live right next to Baikal. Girl. Girl. Her biodime could be a recreation of Baikal . Giggling evily

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

I remember as a kid the nearby small town had a "computer expert" who had a full storefront and office. If someone bricked their computer or it loaded with viruses he'd factory reset it for them and try to get it working again. He'd also buy, refurbish, rest, and resell old computers. But the main thing he advertised was if people brought him a computer and a list of programs they wanted installed on it he'd get them all set up. Flat rate of like 20 bucks.

Didn't realize until I was older and like, looking back on some of the tech stuff my mom needed help with and knew more about how software is priced that he was pirating it. Guy had a whole business set up where people who didn't know how computers worked would pay him 20 bucks to install Microsoft Office on their laptop because it was cheaper than buying it in the store and they didn't want to be bothered with figuring out how to install programs even if they could afford them normally. Like that guy was practically printing money well into the early 2000s. Very good hustle. Only small business owner I respect.

[effiecalvin]

I have this idea for a video game called Are You Out There? where two players control two different alien civilizations and the goal of the game is to invent spaceflight and then manage to find one another in a ginormous universe. You can try to leave signs for each other to find, or send out probes and radio waves, or colonize many systems so you're a bigger target, but its hard because the universe is really big.

Idk just a thought.

[tube-time]

Can of worms

Part 1

[tube-time]

Getting to know a guy is hard

Part 2

[luisonte]

Si hombre pero que dise tu

[fireduende]

[lastoneout]

[graves-yard]

Your smol Simon stole my heart in the best way possible. He's just so small and cute, I want to squeeze him (very gently of course)

Thank you I also love him a lot. Too much. I hate him.

Here’s a doodle based on a bunch of ramblings me and my buddy had earlier about Simon being there for the fishing incident

[uncomfortably-spaced-out]

[analog-delight]

If you are looking for reasons to be a girl, if you are tallying up experiences that other trans women have that you relate to, listen to me.

You do not need convincing.

You need conviction.

You already know that you're a woman. Do something about it.

[analog-delight]

There is still time. But this is a double-edged sword. One day the urgency will catch up with you and eat you from the inside out.

Don't wait.

The second best time to be a woman is tomorrow.

The best time is today. Right now. Please.

[pchelik-please]

What's a number that you think could beat you in wrestling?

Based on vibes.

-m.q.a-

12 or 49 for sure . Maybe 52 ? Im not sure about that one tho

[bitit]

posted this on insta a while back and gained zero traction but i think tumblr could appreciate my joy and whimsy

[unyieldingsilence]

ok this does not count as yielding. i am baffled. my flabbers have been gasted

this^ fucking ask

somehow makes the app freeze

^cannot interact with any on screen buttons past this point, i have to force close the app

and does THIS to the website

what the fuck

how did they do this

how do i contact support to fix this

this website's hate mail game is insane. they figured out how to put a fucking pipe bomb in my mailbox

[pchelik-please]

I trust my bbg Olesya that if she were the one to experience near death starvation on the way to Erid and had to be treated by eridian doctors she would make that shitass "Витя ты сделаешь мне ням ням иначе я опухну с голоду" reference to one of the poor nutritionists while Adrian is just seething because why the fuck their creature is making references to one of the cooking shows they've watched together