Wireless Mike

My main blog for all the shenanigans I follow. For more stories from my wolf-dog Jace Taer, check out : A Mercenary's Musings . For other tales overheard at the Glass Half Full, come pay Anna Mosen a visit : The Glass Half Full

[doorkickersinc]

“And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives…”

[pdlcomics]

Skull

[mordodirosa]

@dckhaksar you are literally the skull

[dckhaksar]

They’re on to me!

[wirelessmike1944]

"Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike!" "Guys, I have work at 7!" "You'll be fiiiiiiiinneee." "It's 2 o'clock in the morning RIGHT NOW!" "You'll be fiiiiiiiinneee."

[lunarbaboon]

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[dustinteractive]

The Potato Closet

[katswenski]

We all struggle to be a good boy sometimes.  My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!

[thejakelikesonions]

That was fast

[thejakelikesonions]

Puppies first

[smbc-comics]

[mypsychology]

For more posts like these, go to @mypsychology​

[psych2go]

If you like more of this, follow @psych2go​.

[memeuplift]

[ukulelekatie]

My response to hearing/reading about Freud in any of my psychology classes is the same as when the dad from Fairly Oddparents says “Dinkleberg…” in that annoyed tone

[mrevaunit42]

[nekomimiranger]

@cloudyloudy is that so? xD

[wirelessmike1944]

Zootopia stories, WildeHopps, crossovers, whatever crosses my mind.

To anyone who follows me and is a fan of Zootopia, I've made a separate blog so that I can reblog all these wonderful stories and pieces of artwork - and post some stories of my own. 

You may now return to your regularly scheduled browsing. Thank you.

[kulkum]

Celebrating two years of Zootopia

We’re proud to present this small 150 seconds of video as a fruit of our first ever digital labor.

Written By: Kulkum

Our awesome animators:

TheWyvernsWeaver

@monoflaxart

BillyBobBaggyBottom (Rick Gaspar).

With special thanks to Jay Caustner.

The voice actors: @CaptineWilde

foreverevee-blog  

casvoiceacts

UnintentionalFan

MickelPickelYT.

We want to thank Disney for making such an amazing movie and we also want to thank those that have made Sunderance possible as fans, commenters, Patrons and fellow madmen. Lastly, we thank those that helped us create this video. It was a lot of work, our lead animator had a minor breakdown towards the end, but it was worth it. We also want to thank those that have made Sunderance possible, as fans, commenters, patrons and fellow madmen. Support us on Patreon!

[writing-prompt-s]

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

[luxtenebre]

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

[silver-tongues-blog]

Gordon ramsay, knowing this is not a high end resturaunt and you cannot afford to buy high end steaks, and that you do not claim to be a professional chef, appreciates the gesture and even gives some pointers on how one can cook on a budget and you all have a great time.

[ernmark]

When I worked in a tea shop, I actually got a few people coming in requesting jasmine tea. Why jasmine? Because that’s what Uncle Iroh would drink on Avatar: The Last Airbender.

So here’s something to think about:

Even though he was royalty, Uncle Iroh was a master of preparing his own tea– even after he left with Zuko, he could always be seen preparing it on his own, eventually opening a successful tea shop when the one he worked at turned out to be awful.

For a firebender, heating a pot of water wouldn’t be difficult– a few seconds of rage and you’d have it at a rolling boil– but a rolling boil would ruin the tea.

The secret to a good cup of tea is often in the temperature of water that you use.

Jasmine, green and white tea tends to need between 160-180* F (71-82*C)– go any higher than that, and you’ll scald the leaves and wind up with bitter tea. Let it steep for too long, and it’ll scald anyway. So you can’t just boil the hell out of it and walk away; to be really good, a cup of tea needs a lower temperature and a softer flame. It needs patience and attention. And that’s where Uncle Iroh excelled.

It was such a wonderful character detail, and I love it so.

[marauders4evr]

…I…wait…I just…b…

*Gags* “This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!”

“Uncle…that’s what all tea is.”

“How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?”

DO YOU MEAN THAT ZUKO NEVER PREPARED A GOOD CUP OF TEA BEFORE BECAUSE HE WAS TOO IMPATIENT TO PROPERLY HEAT IT AND THAT IROH PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER RIGHT THEN AND THERE?

“We’ll have to make some major changes around here!” — His next line which he says firmly, grabbing the teapot and looking at Zuko as he turns.

Like literally after this the main plotpoint between these two is Iroh teaching Zuko how to be more patient/kind/open-minded while also teaching him how to properly work in the tea shop and I just…do you mean to tell me those two were actually not just random meshing plotpoints but were a direct correlation?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME, BRYKE!?

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again since no-one has yet given me a valid reason as to why James Potter, lacking a wand, didn’t just transform into Prongs when Voldy turned up and like… fucking spear him. Why didn’t he do that? Like I don’t care how astonishingly powerful a dark wizard he was, no-one could ever be prepared for walking into a house and there’s just… a massive fuck off stag staring you down? How could you possibly react to that? 

You couldn’t, giving said stag the opportunity to put an antler through his eye and save the day. Not to mention, can you imagine the Prophet headlines if that was how it’d gone down?

[gentlekirk]