Frank

Just a o ld man trying to figure his way out through this crazy life of ours

[wiseandoldman]

Face mask its a hard task

To ask of a call, its trash

Phone stuck in a toilet

Id rather be put in a pot and boil it

Toiling on the line, foiling all the time

Face mask should be a crime, no covid

Bovid, thats an ox call it bovine

I make all my rhymes online sometimes when i kick these bars i kick ass to fine wine

Thats red or white i know yall like when im a wise old man so i do what i can to stay

Intelligent, say whats relevant to the tumblr sphere so have no fear

The wise man is here

[wiseandoldman]

you may now kiss the bruh

[wiseandoldman]

i miss my girlfriend and tumblr.com is as good a place as any to say that.

[wiseandoldman]

I could travel the world to meet and come to understand every culture, every race, every creed. I could study the classics and glean every theme, every datum, every mind of those before me. I could ponder the questions to find a philosophy, to come to terms with it all. And i could be turned into a puree and a memory by a tired man in a semi truck just the same. How beautiful is that?

[wiseandoldman]

i wipe my eyes clean

as you walk through the door

im on my knees to wipe

the blood off of the floor

ill freshen myself up

while you sit on your phone

i only have myself to blame

if you stop coming home

[wiseandoldman]

the way he tells me "gesundheit" 😍😍😍🥰🥰❤️💖🫶🫶🫶😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻🥰🧛‍♂️

[wiseandoldman]

Invention ideas from when i was a kid.

Do not steal, i am currently working on patenting these and if you are stealing these i will seek paralethal advice.

Powder to put in bath to make water cold

Powder to put in bath to make water hot

Video game company called "Lazer Tek"

Spider man video game on phone that is a copy of subway surfers

Bomb to clean car

Bomb to cut grass

[wiseandoldman]

We will build closer and closer to the sky and when we can reach out and touch it we will cry "Who is He to strike me down? I shall punish Him for flying too close to me"

[dont-lust-after-me]

I’ll sew you a shirt if you’ll wear it

And then I’ll sew your hand into mine

So you can never leave me

We will be forever entwined

[wiseandoldman]

Is there love? What does love look like in that situation? He didn't know her when she was a beauty, and she didn't know him when he was young and able (he was never a beauty). What does it feel like: is a simple agreement to not die alone enough?

[wiseandoldman]

BURY ME BENEATH NEW YORK STATE ITS THE ONLY PLACE I FEEL DEAD

[wiseandoldman]

im going crazy in my old age

These windshields are driving me mad. That's it. I've inhaled too many toxic fumes from installing and cleaning windshields and they've driven a spike into my brain through my nose. Ive fabricated tragic backstories for all of my coworkers, everyone i work with, but I havent yet made one for myself. Here it is, presenting itself to me. This is some form of twisted karmic retribution. I'm sure of it.

[wiseandoldman]

i want an assistant in my earpiece that gives me directions and advice and when i do something cool tells me "masterful work sir"

[wiseandoldman]

4

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[wiseandoldman]

Imag

[wiseandoldman]

Me at the doctors: "No i said four arm surgery, not forearm surgery!"

[wiseandoldman]

Imagine how good i coyld be if i had four arms. Imagine how easy it would be to stabilize a heavy object and how much strength you could have. Think of the possibilities before you criticize me.