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they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
That’s what his no driving ass get
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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this
they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
That’s what his no driving ass get
oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day
drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny
I went into this video skeptical but y’all right
sunday the 16th
YEET
This was a journey
Tube face.
Birb!
Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)
why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????
HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME
ʍoǝɯ
meow
Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity
Reblog if you support uncut dick
the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way!
OKAY, BUT WATCH THE VIDEO TO THE END! I’M DYING!
Cha Cha Slide shield wall would be hella impressive, just sayin’.
Context: 6 colossi were tied to six wizards. If the team could take out the wizards in their castle, the colossi would also die. DM: you get to the top of the fourth tower and find an old man in a rocking chair, the colossus outside is definitely linked, but it sits idly by like the old man. Wizard OOC: I dunno guys, this seems harsh. He’s not hurting anyone. Old man: Come in! Come in! Larry is that you? How’s Nora? You two still married? Rogue OOC: I’m with [wizard] on this one. I know we need to stop the colossi but if we have to kill this old man let’s do it quickly and painlessly. Thief OOC: is there a pillow near by? Dm: he’s sitting on an orthopedic back pill- Thief OOC: I snatch it and smother him with it. Rest of party explodes with “no’s”
have you ever thought about how in the versions of the spider-man canon where Peter’s web shooting is accomplished by technology rather than being an actual superpower that means he really just….could have…very easily not done that. like he could have had any weapon. he could have had weapons he didn’t have to invent himself and build from scratch. but they wouldn’t have been spider-themed so he just. he did that. for the Aesthetic.
Peter saw he got bit by a spider and decided to die on that rock
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