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bumblebeebats:

baetology:

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

ipreferyoucallmedoctor

During a test, when you try to remember that one dosage on a chart, in chapter 47 of dipiro

wigglyistough

Me

devon-aoki

my A button broke

ipreferyoucallmedoctor

Infectious. Diseases. Final.

ipreferyoucallmedoctor

Reading Dipiro

ipreferyoucallmedoctor

Trying to catch up on studying before finals

ipreferyoucallmedoctor

When you're assigned more work that is not listed in the syllabus

passingpleasantries

remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury

labias

ipreferyoucallmedoctor

When all your non-pharmacy friends are graduating and getting married and having babies

mikaylauwu

are u kidding me…….. there are literally so many people who can’t afford to go to school n need financial aid but yall gonna do this shit??? really?????? bye

yvs-mansion

Yeah fuck you random guy I don’t know for spending your own money how you see fit; small children in Africa could have eaten that money!

mikaylauwu

lmao fuck off?

dong-lingcha

its wild how white people think it’s ok for other white people to waste tax payer money on shit like vacations but black people who use tax payer money for things like groceries are “parasites”……

bluebirdsonawire

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm