[scaredpotter]

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

[ave-aria]

Madam Pomfrey banning the drinking game the very next day, after 90% of Slytherin house is admitted to the hospital wing with alcohol poisoning

[fastpacedfreefall]

#She drags Albus Dumbledore down to the hospital wing to show him the damage#Slytherin classes have been cancelled for the day as nearly everyone is here#too drunk to function#most are silent#but a few will occasionally look off into the distance with a sneer#and under their breaths#in the most disdainful and haughty voice they can manage#will mutter#POTTER#causing a fit of giggles to ripple through the room#Dumbledore agrees to ban the game and makes the announcement at dinner that evening#the only Slytherin in the Great Hall at that time is#of course#Malfoy#who turns red and immediately mutters that obviously this is Potter’s fault#Snape takes a shot#Harry Potter (x)

[madeofbees]

Oh my god it got so much better.

[gingersnapwolves]

Snape takes a shot

[fuks]

[tagtra]

Im fucking crying on my break why is this so funny

[thebeyhive]

@uclagymnastics: Senior @hallielikeduh15 went full 👑🐝 and scored 9.975 with her @beyonce floor routine as #UCLA defeated Arizona 197.725-196.275!

[tarmalade]

A family that roasts together stays together

[accras]

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

[fvlani]

When has a child of the first family ever???????

[onlyblackgirl]

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

[arianaediits]

seriously go sasha 

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a good boy. (via gallowboob)

[waffleperks]

i’ve never related to a dog more

[sovietnam]

[wizcoylifa]

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

[msmarvel]

[mouseremote147863456]

me when i’m old

[lipstick-feminists]

[Screenshot of a tweet from Guillermo del Toro saying “The Pale Man represents all institutional evil feeding on helplessness. It’s not accidental that he is a) Pale b) a Man. He’s thriving now.” Below the text is a picture of The Pale Man from Guillermo del Toro’s movie “Pan’s Labyrinth”]

[blackness-by-your-side]

this

[harrywelsh]

normalize shepherding. normalize the idea that you can roam the countryside caring for your flock and spinning fine yarns from their wool. don’t let tumblr make you think you can’t live among sheep for the rest of your days

[linda-belcher]

remember when you used to go over to your friend’s house and you’d go down to the “computer room” to the dad’s old shitty desktop computer and sit on the giant black leather computer chair and your friend would show you charlie the unicorn and epic rap battles of history type of stuff on youtube while their younger siblings bugged you for a turn to use the computer

[wildernesswitchery-deactivated2]

…this is so specific but… yes I do remember.

[micdotcom]

Celebrities are slamming Trump for lifting federal protection for transgender students

[cav-core]

I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building. 

[kakumei-no-tomoshibi]

[artfoli]

Painting

Painting: If you could decorate a house, which colours would you paint the walls?

Okay everyone goes to me “ewww” when I tell them but I love yellow walls! I’ll show you an example:

Or pretty much any victorian theme sort of wallpaper. Absolutely beautiful (minus the arsenic of course)

[hourlymemes]

[marlofaust]

hi welcome to teaching