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• He/Him • 25 • Queer • Minors DNI •

[everydaylouie]

Church of Whale Fall

[thedreamthieves]

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.

[flipchild]

goatse if the song was good; " and i didnt mean to sound my cock"!

[effemimaniac]

Not what he's called.

[flipchild]

What?

[flipchild]

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

in monster world they have berries and cream but they call it SCARIES and SCREAM. one of many interesting little cultural differences

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[twinkhole-destroyer]

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[mismedleym]

visitation by an angel (revisited)

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[adrianicsea]

Do you not like Twenty Øne Piløts?

the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have

[charl0ttan]

hi can you explain the whole “animals” thing to me? all I know is sometimes there’s things with four legs

so if you wanna know animals you have to know their factors

[charl0ttan]

dude quick cut off all your other social and financial ties

[syrren]

A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992) 

[anxeious]

[two-40-foot-slabs]

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.