Wisian Queen of Awkward

@wisian-queenofawkward

I'm an awkward person. Good awkward, but still awkward. So never fear, and talk to me! I love meeting new people, and chances are high I will love you! And if you were curious, 19, American, and the most social socially awkward anti social socialite you'll have the pleasure to meet. Some people say I'm too happy/bubbly. Ps I'm an aries ♈

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jimsharbour

she¹ is everything

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¹ joyce byers

owomon

un-magnificentlivesofadults

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

un-magnificentlivesofadults

update:

back-that-sass-up

Great update

neonprotagonist

there’s only two genders

take on me by a-ha and africa by toto

sieunies

google just made me so emo

felicitysmoak-queeen

oh my god I can’t stop crying

beingbreannaleigh

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

sassyintern

showerthoughts-lol

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

cillart

Gotta make sure they work

shinosarna

channel your inner crab

shut-up-jab

babyanimalgifs

loafed-beans-deactivated2020082

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

my-wanton-self-deactivated20191

And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange VW Kombi van with the surfboards strapped on top and hit the beach.

milesyart

This crow is 100% fucking around for no reason other than to fuck around. Birds have two main gaits depending on where they live - they put one foot in front of the other if they live on the ground, or they hop if they live in the trees. Crows live on the ground, and thus walk. They have no reason to hop like this, and they aren’t wired or built to move like this naturally. They might hop to quickly avoid danger that’s very limited, like a car tire coming at them, or to get up onto the curb, but this sort of motion has no purpose other than being fun.

thatsthat24

Can’t Forget the Classics 🦇

labors

“high school musical was unrealistic because normal teens don’t burst into song” is an incorrect statement! the correct version would be more along the lines of “high school musical was unrealistic because normal teens don’t burst into song well”

aquaheartgirl

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…

This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?

But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:

Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!

Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.

Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.

Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.

dretanya

vintar

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal