tiny, whiny, and sorta grimy

| Gwynne/Bee | 33 | Mutant Scum | Arcane Artist | Agender | They/He | Fiber Fingerer | Occasional Chef | Disabled & Coping

[amethystsoda]

Hello! 👋 For people visiting this blog bc of nerdy cooking videos (including Dungeon Meshi), I’ll put tags below to find all the posts 💞

full recipe masterlists can also be found under the jump!

DunMeshi: part 1 / part 2

Kitchen of Witch Hat: part 1

Nerd cooking: part 1

[ravioliage]

Being on dragon age side of Tumblr is seeing a post of "BioWare stop treating me like a child and over explaining things to me" and right below that is a post with the biggest reading comprehension failure you've seen in your entire LIFE

Welcome back.

[ravioliage]

We're doing "there is problematic age gap" and "I wish people were more racist towards my player character" discourse let's gooooooo

[ravioliage]

Absolutely incredible.

[witch-taco]

So the original recipe hellsite does not want me posting from my phone, let's see if reinstalling helped

[witch-taco]

ANYWAY I made a water bottle holder as a stash buster and I'm jazzed about it.

[witch-taco]

So the original recipe hellsite does not want me posting from my phone, let's see if reinstalling helped

[homoidiotic]

ameircans talking about red note like they have never spoken to anyone from another country ever about anything

[backjustforberena]

EVE BEST as DR. ELEANOR O'HARA Nurse Jackie - 2x02 "Twitter"

[charlesoberonn]

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

[charlesoberonn]

It's like if Smash Mouth and Fall Out Boy were one band.

[zennistrad]

The Offspring are honestly a contender for the funniest punk band ever, made even funnier by the fact that Dexter Holland is pushing 60 now and has a PhD in virology.

[zennistrad]

Like imagine being on an academic committee and reviewing a dissertation on HIV protein-encoding genomes and it's from a guy with frosted tips whose greatest legacy is the Crazy Taxi soundtrack.

That's the Offspring.

[witdiseased]

The hook from "Come Out And Play" was created because Dexter Holland was doing lab work and did, in fact, have to keep certain petri dishes separated while disinfecting them. So he kept saying "gotta keep 'em separated" to himself while working, and it stuck in his head so badly that it made it into the song.

[skeleton-richard]

[catchymemes]

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[aloeveravelvet]

[wuggen]

Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

[wuggen]

This is picking up a bit so I thought I'd mention that, while this trick does work, it is regrettably the hardest fucking thing in the world to do :T

[witch-taco]

Ball #4 has entered the chat.

[witch-taco]

Fun With Accountability!

Instead of saying "accidentally" when you did something rude, mean, or careless, just call it what it is. Reshape the language.

You didn't "accidentally" tell your friend their outfit was bad, you thoughtlessly told them it was bad.

You didn't "accidentally" handle something carelessly. It was just a careless action, call it as such.

Malice didn't guide those actions, and you are sorry that you did them, so call them what they are instead of throwing that sad band-aid of "Accidentally" on it.

[witch-taco]

Ball three in, and now we switch to the purples

[witch-taco]

VEILGUARD GAVE ME VARRICS FEET I AM WATERED

[clove-pinks]

Place boat in lake superior. Lake Superior perfec t size to put boat captain for n\ap! inside lake very Calm and Gentle crew sleep soundly put boat in Lake Superior. Put Boat In Lake Superior. no problems ever in lake superior because good Shape and Support for boat on water surface great floating and not sinking. Lake Superior yes a place for a boat put boats in lake superior can trust lake superior for giveing good love to boats. friend lake

[iamthetruestrepairman]

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

[iamthetruestrepairman]

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

[lilyblisslys]

sorry about my caretaker/mom friend personality, it’s just that I’ve only felt loved if I was also useful. Anyways how’re you doing? Let me know if you need anything!