Witchdoctor Actual

some guys call me "doc" because i'm a 20 year old who knows first aid

[witchdoctor-actual]

Been a minute since I've posted here.

[witchdoctor-actual]

One seeks the truth but knows not the danger.

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[witchdoctor-actual]

Gotta put your cans of dip somewhere

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Is this how you clean an AK?

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[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING AMERICANS

THESE HERE ARE CALLED SCOOBYWUFFERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER MADE. NEVER HEARD OF THEM? THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY EXIST IN BRITAIN. THEY COME IN TWO FLAVOURS AND THEY’RE MY FAVOURITE FOOD EVER. SOMETIMES I GO DOWN BY THE HARBOUR AND EAT THEM AFTER A HARD DAY OF LABOUR. THEY COME IN ALL KINDS OF COLOURS AND THERE’S A HOLE IN THE CENTRE OF THEM. BET YOU AMERICANS ARE PRETTY JEALOUS HUH

[balile]

[mynameisunicornsprinkles-deacti]

And that’s how you start and end wars.

[never-let--it-die-deactivated20]

I thought you did that by making harbor-sized cups of tea?

[witchdoctor-actual]

Britain you better stop before you get your shit kicked in. Again.

[nogodsnokingsnomasters]

This Marine gives zero fucks. Wear your seatbelt, don’t run with scissors and drink milk. Have a nice day.

[witchdoctor-actual]

I'd suck a bullet penis

[kawaii-innawoods]

Real talk, when’s the next revolution? America is getting shady. And don’t talk about solving it with diplomacy. Our tradition is throwing shit in the lake.

[kawaii-innawoods]

“Our tradition is throwing shit in the lake.” HOLY FUG I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH MYSELF

[witchdoctor-actual]

I love you too. full homo

[kawaii-innawoods]

Dugan Ashley is my spirit animal

[kawaii-innawoods]

:c stay strong man

[witchdoctor-actual]

tzone hard

[refactortactical]

RE Factor Tactical

Fighting soldiers from the sky Fearless men who jump and die Men who mean just what they say The brave men of the Green Beret Silver wings upon their chest These are men, America’s best One hundred men we’ll test today But only three win the Green Beret Trained to live, off nature’s land Trained in combat, hand to hand Men who fight by night and day Courage deep, from the Green Beret Silver wings upon their chest These are men, America’s best One hundred men we’ll test today But only three win the Green Beret Back at home a young wife waits Her Green Beret has met his fate He has died for those oppressed Leaving her this last request Put silver wings on my son’s chest Make him one of America’s best He’ll be a man they’ll test one day Have him win the Green Beret

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[hewillreign]

i’d rather be a “jesus freak” to people on earth who don’t really know me instead of meeting jesus at the end of my life and hearing “depart from me, i don’t know you” 

[studyandrunforyourdreams-blog]

Woah that just hit me hard…

[meetingthestoryteller]

This should be on our minds every minute

[witchdoctor-actual]

[kawaii-innawoods]

[witchdoctor-actual]

762x54r-innawoods lol what's that from

[witchdoctor-actual]

thnk u cpl. dunn