witchcraft, schmitchcraft

agnostic semi-secular eclectic witch relearning the craft

[witchery-schmitchery]

BACK ONLINE for the first time in a while and

in the process of MOVING this blog over to @witchery--smitchery

[witchery-schmitchery]

"I am NOT facing down a goddess for the first time ever in my pajamas!!!!"

[witchery-schmitchery]

me: What's like...the god equivalent of a good Yelp review

@phillypagan: Public worship tbh

[witchery-schmitchery]

So midway through reflecting on my honored dead during dumb supper, I was suddenly hit by the absolute knowledge that Carrie Fisher would be proud of me.... Cried more than a little....

[dislocated-cannibal]

Three Simple Ways to Celebrate Samhain

not all of us have the lore, tools, ability, or spoons to go the whole nine yards. here are the most basic (and still fully valid!) ways you can celebrate the holiday. you can do one, two, or all three, up to you. 1. eat or drink something with apple, pumpkin, or pomegranate 2. take a walk outside and reflect on Autumn (it’s okay if you lack the ability or spoons to do this) 3. remember the dead

that’s it.

[lostinlavenderbuds]

Me: yeah sorry i can’t go tonight i have some pretty dark witchcraft to get to

Gets home: listens to Witchy Woman on repeat and puts flowers in jars

[witchsuggest]

Samhain idea : eat an entire pumpkin to gain entry to the spirt world

[restfulraccoon]

Wishing you all a magical, spooky October! ✨🕯🦇

[c3rvida3]

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

[hexmoon-deactivated20191006]

I’m looking for more lgbt+ and/or mentally ill witches!

reblog this and I’ll follow you!

[misscupcakemonster]

You are the magic.

[witchery-schmitchery]

"divining with runes," more like "Why Are These Rocks Being So Mean to Me"

[upthewitchypunx]

Gonna make a fucked up post of kinds a witches that sounds like it came from Nightvale: antacid witch, soup monster witch,bookmark witch, pocket lint witch, trash witch, take-out witch, under the bleachers make-out witch, public transit witch, scented marker witch….

Seriously, I find the “kinds of witches” posts tedious and worry that they give witchlings the idea that they need a title and need to fit into a box or that they can only be one kind of witch. Titles can be useful or empowering but entirely unnecessary if you don’t find it helpful.

[wicked-bitch-of-thewest-deactiv]

Tag ur self I’m take out witch

[witchwondering]

All of my sigils look like something else because making them look like something else helps me to remember and use them! Different styles work with different People, this just happens to be mine. This is honestly a stupid explanation for it but it’s the best I can come up with.

[citywitch64]

*remembers that I should probably do some actual witchcraft once in a while maybe*

[witchery-schmitchery]

an image from a dream

Not sure what Brigid is trying to tell me...? My drawing doesn’t do it justice, but it was a beautiful and more-than-slightly Eldritch sight.

[paganpeach-blog]

Paganism/Witchcraft is not an excuse for appropriation.

Don’t wear dreads if you’re white. Don’t call yourself slurs if you can’t reclaim them (looking at you, white “g*psies”). Don’t claim to have a spirit animal if you’re not Native. If there is something that’s important to a culture, and you use it without permission and especially without respecting the history, you are being oppressive.