Always watching

|| Katherine || she/her pronouns || pansexual || 24 || The Adventure Zone, Critical Role, Dragon Age, Dishonored, Naruto (still for some reason), Pokemon, Legend of Zelda, Ava's Demon, ATL and LOK, Over the Garden Wall, Steven Universe.

[idiosyncatsy]

really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

[robertreich]

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

[theunicorncomic-blog]

[randomushroom]

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

[robertreich]

I’ve been here the whole time.

[spinningthehamsterwheel]

Dear god, he's not kidding...

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cryptotheism]

Middle Earth doesn't even have plate tectonics. All the mountains were placed there by the Ainur or some shit. The shape of Mordor isn't "unrealistic" the world was intelligently designed by Catholic elf gods.

[cryptotheism]

Also here is what the actual Carpathian mountains look like.

[viralfrog]

[gayflatstanley]

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[astercrash]

[geyfrog]

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

[geyfrog]

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

[gigglepuffpixie]

S'ghetti Closet

[nyxwoven]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[melancholic-whimsy]

yeah im afab (assigned fundamentally flawed at birth)

[chaoticneutralcunt]

this email could have been a threesome

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[a-book-of-creatures]

Magic is a tool. Many animals are physically capable of using a tool but not all of them can intentionally do it.

Ravens, chimps, dolphins, elephants and so on have been observed doing it routinely. Other cases are a lot rarer.

Cows have been seen using Summon Backscratcher

[alphacrone]

writers and artists everywhere all the time

[pileofknives]

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[pukicho]

I intend to kill all CEOs soon