There are only 2 types of stitches. All others are variations on these types
You count as you knit. 136. You count your stitches again to be sure. 136. One more time to be extra sure. 142. You count again -
You do the heel turn perfectly. The gusset is a mess though
You are knitting in the round with many small, pointy needles. You stab yourself
You are knitting in the round with the normal amount of needles. You stab yourself
There are only 2 types of stitches
None of the actors shown knitting are knitting correctly
None of the products shown are actually knitted
Actually does modern Hollywood know what knitting is?
You see a cute pattern. It is crochet
You have a great idea and check Ravelry to find a pattern. There is none. You must make the pattern
There are only 2 types of stitches
"My (relative) used to knit!"
"What are you, an old lady?"
The tiny baby blanket used a mile of yarn
You are knitting. Your active yarn is wet. You have a cat. The cat is cute and innocent of all crimes
There are only 2 types of stitches
You have a yarn bag. You get a second yarn bag. You get a third yarn bag. All of your bags now have yarn in them
You have yarn at your superstore. That yarn feels Bad
You have a room full of yarn. You start a new project. You do not have The Yarn needed
Someone asks if they should get into knitting. Yes, you say. After all, there are only 2 types of stitches
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