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[dojacat]

[asiafish-deactivated20200729]

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

[ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2]

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[buttboid]

Me running out of area 51 with my copy of half life 3

[craftykit1]

Did you grab portal 3??

[buttboid]

On my way back to area 51, because I forgot portal 3

[jasper-rolls]

there’s a difference between “just do a little yoga it will cure your depression forever :)” and “going for a run won’t solve your problems but it will make you feel a little better and that’s the first step” but this site seems to treat them as the same thing

[marylizabetha]

Taking care of yourself is still good even if it won’t cure you. Cleaning my room won’t cure my anxiety or make me less lonely but it is a healthier environment to live in.

[mobpsycho100]

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

THEY HAVE GUNS IN JJBA??? I THOUGHT THEY JUST HAD MAGIC SHOUNEN POWERS TF NOBODY TOLD ME THEY HAD GUNS

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

sex pistols.

[neoflect]

jude is wrong. his magic shounen power is not a gun. its literally a normal gun that you can buy anywhere. the bullets are also normal bullets. his magic shounen power is sex pistols which are the small bullet shaped people who shoot his bullets for him. youre thinking of hol horse, who is a different jojo character, whose magic shounen power is a gun.

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

the more i learn the less i understand

[peachvers]

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

[chandrar-nalaar]

you have a beautiful imagination

[iguanamouth]

[cultofplush]

this gave me chills

[lifeofcynch]

HOLY SHIT

[grimimelody-deactivated20260531]

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

[daggers-drawn]

[trans-corvo]

[k-rbie-blog]

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

[anemonequeen-moved]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[yddaw]

[star-anise]

What's a TIRF?

Trans-Inclusive Radical Feminist, a TERF with different window dressing. They still share a lot of things in common, like the belief that a women-only space will be free of oppression or abuse. (Sorry, gonna soapbox a bit here)

Where a TERF believes it’s growing up with a penis and testosterone that makes someone fundamentally harmful and destructive, a TIRF believes it’s their masculinity. So TERFs exclude trans women but want trans men back as their “lost lesbian sisters”, and TIRFs accept trans women who have rejected masculinity sufficiently, but see trans men as the worst kind of traitor. Both varieties of radical feminist still believe men, however they define them, are fundamentally bad and oppressive, and cannot ever interact with or be in relationships with women without harming them. 

Both groups, in my mind, fail to realize that women are just as capable of cruelty and evil as men are, and what makes a space safe is not its demographic makeup but the way its members agree to treat each other; that sex discrimination is not the only form of oppression in the world, and race, class, disability, and other factors can be just as important; and that lateral violence is not the same as fighting oppression.

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

My Movie

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

so twitter absolutely scalped me today

[sinatrasmafiaconnections]

[maverick-ornithography]

Pelicans very genrous birds rent out mouth for cheap party space. Very fun and safety place! bring friends of all sorts have gethering in pelican mouth. Make Extra Fun be a theme partyy of Pot Luck by have with bringing food to share also in pelican mouth. Big Space!! party so much fun in above picture that roof is literal being raise. you want party happiness yes?? trust in pelican

[ikealanterns-deactivated2020112]

pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole

[filmnoirsbian]

Best tumblr scandals

The girl grave robbing and selling human bones online

The white american girl who pretended to be an interracial lesbian couple living with hiv in india, just so she could write hamilton hiv fic

The girl everyone thought was the native lesbian writer of my immortal, who wrote it to find her brother, but it turns out she was white and lied about her backstory and probably didn’t even write the fic

Russian Chaos Agents

Add more if u want, lord knows theres plenty

[crawdadsinyourarea]

for all the people in the notes asking for sources/more info:

all or nothing

beastmilk jewelry

bone thief

cancer scam

child slavery

cole sprouse’s social experiment

confusedtree

constablefrozen

cybersmith

dashcon

evilfemme

firebolting

freebleeding

glitchedpuppet

hiv hamilton fanfic

homestuck bucket video

homestuck sharpie bath

komaeda kin finger hoax

leelah project

lifting community

“made her eat the doodoo”

medicine switching murder

memeufacturing

miss officer and mr. truffles

mod silver

my immortal author hoax

needle-filled cookie

piss jello

russian agents

toe necklace

unliscenced therapy

i apologize if any of these links are less than savory; if there are any better sources please lmk

[aplasticshark]

thank you so much but also curse you

[mooncatchercosplay]

Finished Bec Noir, the collar is made of muslin fabric sewn into a tube with the drapery sewn onto the back. The sword in the stimach was made with a pvc pipe glued onto an aluminum rod that was bent over my shoulder with the ‘halloween knife in the head trick'in mind. The hilt of sword was wrapped in fake leather and the hand guard made with thermal plastic shaped into a square

[witchy-babe]

Throwback lmao

[leofitzo]

[jaxblade]

Land Before Time motivates a proper diet 🍃🍃🍃

[talkingsoup]

everyone had a phase as a kid where they wanted to eat random leafs off of trees and land before time is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT responsible for this phenomenon

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Both of these responses radiate terrifying energy, but on different wavelengths.