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my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him
âThats alright, its just yer legs fell offâ
âEs less weightâ âDunât stop cause yer legâs fell offâ @lastgunfighterballad
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My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
The morning murps
Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.
this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going âhello!â every morning the same way
iâm just a regular person on the internet with a pornography obsession so significant that it is impossible even for strangers not to notice. however, iâm normal. donât mind the orgasming cartoon woman i have as my profile pic â itâs just her head so it is OK. letâs talk about something normal, i expect you to be able to ignore all this
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When did Justin Bieber become the dude from the Princess Bride?
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#ICONIC!!!
This means that the reason we never see the x men is because when wade shows up everyone hides because they dont want to deal with him
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Gentle reminder: as the High Holidays approach, remember that not being able to fast for health reasons doesnât make you any less Jewish.Â
It actually is a mitzvah to eat on Yom Kippur if fasting would jeapordise your health.
ReformJudaism.org has a beautiful meditation for those who cannot fast!
Ribbono shel Olam / Master of the Universe; Creator of All, Source of All Life, Who Knows What is Deep in Human Hearts, Who Nurtures Every Living Being:
As You know, dear God, Yom Kippur is fast approaching, and because of my condition, I am not able to keep the traditional fast â I cannot abstain totally from eating.
On this Day of Atonement, this Sabbath of Sabbaths, this year and every year, it is so central to join the people of Israel in denying ourselves food and drink for one day so that we focus on correcting our misdeeds, on knowing our mortality; on reaching for a life of Torah, mitzvot, and lovingkindness; on You.
You know, dear God, that it is not my intent to be apart from our people and our tradition. My current state of health makes it unsuitable for me to fast
So, dear God, I turn to You now in sincerity and openness: Help me in the coming year to do my best in guarding my health. Help us, Your children, learn how to protect our bodies from harm. Help us support others in caring for their tzelem Elokim, their Image of God. Teach us to help one another grow and thrive in Body, Mind, and Spirit.
Guide caring family and health care professionals in their partnering with you to bring healing if not cure, support and strength if not an end to symptoms. And if there is an opportunity for me to help others who suffer by doing something they need or by being attentive company â Grant me the ability to do this mitzvah with love and devotion.
Rofeh kholbasar / Healer of all living creatures: I thank You for the breath that is in me for the community of Israel that lives for the possibilities of today and tomorrow.
May my eating be as a fast; May it be dedicated to You, to T'shuvah â to the Renewal and Restoration of my Relationship to You, to Others, and to Myself.
For any of my Jewish followers!!!
I know I told this story before but last year I was having complications with a surgery and I just broke down in a public place and I was trying to gather myself, sitting and leaning on a wall when this girl in cowboy boots approached me and sat down and she asked what was wrong and I told her it was medical issues and she said âI understand, I have to have my foot amputated next weekâ and it shocked me out of crying and I was like âwow that sucks!â And she said âyeah.â And then she just touched my arm so tenderly and told me âI promise you that this problem will have its place, and everything is going to work out.â And the way she said it just made me really believe her. She said. âWeâre just gonna have to cowgirl up.â And then she stood up and walked away and Iâd call that a genuine encounter with an angel but the truth is there is a lot of goodness right here on earth in humanity and itâs shining and pure.
Okay but âthis problem will have its placeâ is genuinely inspiring
THAT REALLY STRUCK ME because Iâve always hated the tired rhetoric of âthis happened for a reasonâ and this feels like a more genuine, comforting take on that. Not âit happened for a reason,â but âthis will find its spot in your life and your future that it fits into in a way that will eventually work out even though it sucks that it happened.â Love that.
When youâre a ghost and the new owners put ugly decorations in the houseÂ
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me, an intellectual: sapphora
THIS IS THE BEST BONUS STORY MARVEL HAS EVER PUBLISHED!!!
Itâs funny b/c Spider-Man making no quips is usually code for âsomeone fucked up and Spideyâs on the warpathâ. Thatâs probably why the fourth guy just said âuh-ohâ.