yes.

Go go go.

[heartpeacenquiet]

I saw you in a dream. Then it came to an end. I wonder if you'll come visit me again.

[lemoncakejay-deactivated2025030]

pssttt if you see this post tell me what your favorite bird is

[lemoncakejay-deactivated2025030]

i just need you guys to know that i have been annotating all of these birds, in a list i am now calling Tumblr's Favorite Birds, and I have 71 birds so far. So uhhh guess I've got my art planned out for the year!

[bananonbinary]

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

[bananonbinary]

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

[thekijs]

New trope: fake dating for spite.

“Look, my only goal here is for our pretend relationship to be demonstrably healthier than Aunt Rita and Uncle Carl’s fifteen year, three child marriage - which means the bar is so low we probably can’t fuck this up”

[aurorawest]

preserving @river-gale’s tags for posterity because yes. yes. this is it. you get it.

[mcafan12345-deactivated20250317]

I want to follow him around like a cat and run in front of his feet and trip him

[caats]

[morethanus-life]

A bird rests on the head of a white-tailed deer roaming free in San Jose Villanueva, El Salvador.

Photograph: Marvin Recinos/AFP/Getty Images

[sealkiecove]

raven tamagotchi + white roses

[konoko]

[wearewatcher]

Ghost Files has achieved a new record (the highest use of the word “hole” in a single ep) – 38 times

[nessa007]

[fairycosmos]

[janewayintersection]

virmire survivor fans deserve financial compensation for dealing with the fandom, in like, general

[bunnyswritings]

Some meet cute prompts

A power outage traps two strangers in an elevator together.

A accidentally sends a text meant for their ex to a wrong number, and the recipient, B responds.

Two people both reach for the same book at a bookstore, striking up a conversation about their shared interests.

One person accidentally spills coffee on another while rushing to catch a train, leading to an unexpected conversation.

Two acquaintances from high school years ago end up sitting next to each other at a wedding reception and bond over their mutual dislike of weddings.

Two people both end up waiting for the same delayed flight and strike up a conversation to pass the time; it turns out that they are also plane seat mates.

[thaipothetical-situations-deact]

Meet Cute Prompts

meet cute (n): a scene in which a future romantic couple meets for the first time in a way that is considered adorable, entertaining, or amusing.

1. We were the only two people who took the words “costume party” seriously.

2. You accidentally adopted a box full of kittens and I accidentally caught you and now we’re both in on the con to hide this from our landlord.

3. We both came to this party with one friend and now they’re hooking up obnoxiously and leaving us to fend for ourselves.

4. Fighting over the last umbrella in a convenience store during a thunderstorm.

5. You don’t actually work in this bookstore, you’re just mad keen on it and know everything about every book they stock.

6. I was in a rush and I stole your coffee order and I got caught.

7. We’re both hiding in the garden furniture section of IKEA

8. We both use our barista as a low cost psychologist, and now she’s trying to hook us up so we can rely on each other for that and she can actually do her job.

9. We both get irrationally angry at people who stand on the wrong side of the escalator.

10. I’m drunk and you’re awkward. So now I’m awkwardly trying to get you drunk.

[kinschi]

Happy Mother's Day to my favorite fictional moms! 🧡💙💜

[bananahkim]

Flower delivery!!

Do not repost my art.

[miirabel]

LA FAMILIA MADRIGAL + familial touch.

[ginnyweatherby]

even more Encanto text posts