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Sweet Seals For You, Always
we're not kids anymore.
macklin celebrini has autism
Not today Justin
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Turnabout Light archive
all parts to my Turnabout Light (Klavier Gavin defendant arc) comic found here.
cover post
original 3-panel comic
part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4
part 5
part 6
part 7
part 8
part 9
part 10
part 11
part 12
part 13
The miso soup fandom is dying reblog if you're a true misogynist
"subnautica 2 sucks bc i dont want to fuck the protagonist" you literally never see the protagonist. real subnauticaheads fuck the fish
‘King’ Charles is in Australia and has just had the end of his speech interrupted by Senator Lidia Thorpe who shouted “You are not our King, this is not your land” and demanded he apologise for the atrocities the British empire committed in Australia.
There was a time when making a joke about double penetration by way of hermetic principle woulda done numbers on this website.
Tough crowd.
van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either
agreed. abysmal turnout from the hermetecism and gangbang fandom smh
thoth is frowning and crafting a tablet of discourse
god knew you didn't need it
power is an illusion
dick is an illusion
fuck em with the veracity and the gifts of your innermost soul
"more rarity!!" my friend yelled angrily as she banged her fists on the table
"The Committee said on Tuesday that its newly-published report is the first output from a series of meetings exploring what a united Ireland would mean and examines the current economic relationship between the jurisdictions on the island and the potential of the all-island economy.
The report, the Committee said, goes on to examine the cost of a united Ireland and makes the case for planning and preparation for a united Ireland to begin."
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autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable
Autism:
franziska wears really cute boots
when you let an oncoming car go first on a narrow street and they don’t do the hand thing… that’s a villain
any respectable driver when you let them go first:
Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon
I should probably cook more salmon
Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.
Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls
commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,
Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.
i’m doing research reblog this and tell me if you want kids or not
fuck it - lets poll
yes, i want kids
no, i don't want kids
Reblog for a larger sample size for OP
being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
fucking sobbing over how kind and empathetic the male protagonists in the ace attorney games are to children, even when they have absolutely no reason to go the extra mile aside from it just being the humane thing to do. and the approach between someone like phoenix vs edgeworth is so different too and not only is heartwarming to watch but really telling about their characters. phoenix is very much a “you can have an extra scoop of ice cream cause you’ve had a rough day” kind of girldad whereas edgeworth is an “i’m going to guide you gently, yet firmly for your own sake” approach and i’m just generally INSANE!!! IM CRAZY!!!!
like in the case of investigations 2 specifically with edgeworth and eustace, YES obviously the eustace mind chess scene is a standout but EVEN BEFORE THAT POINT, in spite of how annoying edgeworth found the kid, there are still these little moments where he takes a brief second to reassure him that he’s not out to make him look bad or make fun of him. and like!! he never has to say stuff like that before the mind chess scene! no one would bat an eye if his only feeling towards eustace was “ughhh this kid sucks” until he learns more but!! no!! he recognizes that he’s just a kid in spite of his own emotion and he allows himself to give eustace brief moments of relief even when he’s actively kinda ruining edgeworths life. and i’m FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!
Traveling back to Canada, turns out buying a cast iron while on vacation is
A mistake.
That thing was too heavy for my checked luggage and you're not allowed to have it as a carry on, plus I was running out of time so I ended up gifting the thing to the luggage check employee with the largest gleam in their eye when I asked the room "does anyone want a cast iron"
This is such a fucking deeply mia shitpostcalligrapher problem to have
Luckily I'm not breaking the bank leaving it, it was a 25 dollar Walmart cast iron
Still, I fr flew in, bought a cast iron, baked two loaves of bread with the thing then left it to the whims of fate and tsa
"Look what I got!"
"You bought a cast iron pan?" No anger, not even disappointment, just... tiredness.
"No! Someone gave it to me, they couldn't bring it in their flight, so..."
"So?"
"I'll make bread. Focackia. I googled for what to bake in a cast iron pan and-"
"Focachia. It's pronounced focachia. But sure, knock yourself out, I guess."
- - -
"What do you think?"
"..."
"Er... Do you like it?"
"Ssh. I'm savoring."
"Oh."
"Mm."
"Okay."
"It's amazing. It's the best bread I've had in..." Confusion, then delighted surprise. "Ever."
"Oh!"
"Thank you."
"It's... You're welcome! I'll make another tomorrow."
"Mm. And then, you'll give that pan away."
"What?"
"We can buy another cast iron pan, and now you know how to make focaccia, you'll be able to make it in any pan."
"But... This pan is special!"
"Yes. It is magic. I can feel it. But let's not be greedy. Two breads, then we pass it on, let someone else who needs it have some magic."
"I... Okay."
"Thank you."
"For what?"
"For... for everything. I haven't said that in a long time. I'm sorry."
"Don't cry! Don't... Do you want another slice?"
A laugh. How long had it been since there was a laugh?
"Yes, thank you. If you'll have one, too."
- - -
And the pan travelled on.
I AM HOOTING AND HOLLERING AT MY CONNECTION GATE
YOU GAVE NY TRAVEL MISHAP A SOUL HOLY SHIT
can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki