Hold up

20-something Econ studentWhatever interests me sprinkled with discourse and politics. Ask is open.

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

A joke that’ll forever be funny: Letters of the weapon name text from tf2 rearranged to make funny sentences

Like so:

[thenervousmedic]

Allow me to assist with a classic.

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

[koizik-deleted-deactivated20241]

[super-metroid]

[bethne]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[bewwysorbet-deactivated20200509]

@voicesynth

[aromoji]

@randomclustermissile

[hevcrap]

Hello Nagito. For years you’ve posted on your personal microblog about being “hard” and “cool.” Let’s see how cool you really are when put to the test. Before you is your usual order from Subway, however it is missing a key ingredient, your favorite italian herbs and cheese bun. You have 30 seconds to correct your order without having a panic attack or else you’ll be forced to eat your meatball footlong on honey oat bread. Live or die. Make your choice.

[hevcrap]

Hello Nagito. For years you’ve posted on your personal microblog about being “hard” and “cool.” Let’s see how cool you really are when put to the test. Before you is your usual order from Subway, however it is missing a key ingredient, your favorite italian herbs and cheese bun. You have 30 seconds to correct your order without having a panic attack or else you’ll be forced to eat your meatball footlong on honey oat bread. Live or die. Make your choice.

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[catholicluchadore]

@mariapartyproject​

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that Sonic the Hedgehog almost had a slogan that was inspired by Bart Simpson where Sonic would say “Yeah bitch Suck my dick”

[tiltlhat]

TIL, that You are dirt beneath my feet 

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

finally, the thrilling radio play adaptation

[damnthesegames]

This is hands down the best edit that could ever have been made to this scene.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Last summer my friend’s mom discovered hundreds of teeny tiny toad tadpoles in a puddle in her driveway. It was drying up, so she asked me about moving them to a nearby pond. I told her not to, because moving amphibians unnaturally between water bodies can spread disease.

So she filled up a watering can every morning and every evening and replenished the puddle, adding dechlorinator drops she uses for her fish tank to make sure the water was safe.

The tadpoles survived and grew up into little toads who eventually hopped out of the puddle.

I think about the tenderness and compassion of this a lot.

[lierdumoa]

OP, there are two wolves within you and I’m curious which one is better fed.

[sloppystyle]

[papasmoke]

Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post

[mlmcare]

I lov boys who lov horror films… let’s cuddle and watch ppl die onscreen and make fun of the special effects. Where is my slasher flick bf.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[squints my eyes from behind my cavalry helmet] you again, advena. what did I tell you about trespassing on Roman land? i shall show YOU a SLASHER! [with a fearsome echoing barritus i lunge at you, defending the honor of my emprie] 

[mlmcare]

if we had a wall of fame for “inane and nonsensical comments” this would be at the top of the list just because of the sheer what the fuck factor. good job *thumbs up*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

FOOL! while you were talking, my men have SURROUNDED YOU

YOUR BLOG IS OFFICIALLY UNDER SIEGE BY THE IMPERIUM ROMANUM

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HOMOSEXUAL EMPIRE AND IT IS US

[vicholas]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

Hey mutuals! This is really cute!

Watch those wrist rockets

[alphastigma117]

[alicedemettrie]

[bisexualwario]

[cungadero]

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

[cungadero]

[bvckstvb]

[thisismylastwar4]

“WTF IM DELICIOUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”