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ari | he/they | sapphic | adult | Jewish

[wittebanewinter]

hi guys, remade again bc i have no self control when it comes to blogs :)))

you can now find me at @guardiansnap !!!

[black-is-beautiful18]

[black-is-beautiful18]

I’m attaching this since people still be acting like they don’t know what I mean.

[toothyblowjob]

hot take: bury your gays isn't just "any time a queer character dies" and acting like it IS is unnecessarily stifling to queer creators who don't want to write happy, fluffy stories where everyone lives

[johntorrington]

went on a proship blocking spree and the amount of “fiction doesn’t affect reality” people who are kinnies is truly astounding. if fiction doesn’t affect reality how the fuck are you also gonna be bakugo in real life.

[podencos]

Whenever I see people afraid of crossing the 25 year mark in their lives I want to tell them to cancel their subscription to societal expectations and start befriending actual old(er) people. Then you’ll realize how fortunate you are to be growing w time, how much life is surrounding you, waiting for you to do whatever you want w it

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

[ayeforscotland]

And if I die, I die. And I shall join my brothers and sisters in Valhalla where I belong!

[penrosesun]

Ok but guys, in all seriousness, this is exactly why you should get the HPV vaccine. We have a vaccine that literally protects you from getting throat cancer from eating pussy, and yet there are supposedly straight men walking around without it. It's a shame and an embarrassment, and everyone who enjoys pussy in any form should get vaccinated, genuinely.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jenlog]

if any minors are following me

always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year

[jenlog]

hey I'm seeing some concerned parents and teachers in the notes, and I just want to say:

lmaooooo

[totally-not-an-awkward-okapi]

Why does Teekl’s gender keep changing? Because they’re a DICK.

[bathroomcube]

What are your pronouns

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060

Intel Core i5-10400F CPU

16.0 GB RAM

[tevruden]

Dire catgirl.

[randomencounters]

Encounter: 1980s Sex & Violence Catgirl With Wild Frizzy Hair

[modismod]

What selective breeding took from us

[december-rains]

the last of her kind…

[officialfist]

[caelharx]

[apple-bottom-jeansx]

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

“They are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.”

[unicouniuni]

Uni.

[hammer-draws]

Got inspired to draw Yellow in an outfit inspired by what Patti Lupone wore when she sang Being Alive and I love how it turned out 🌟

[sasukebelieves]

Let me tell you something. Sex is not fun. Sex is wrong. Immoral. Terrible. So stop having sex with your husbands. I will shoulder the burden of sin. I will fuck your husbands on your behalf.

[josieandherdumbasscats]

Thank you sasuke