What did I miss?

whit. 20. costumer. lover of dogs. liker of things.

[dicaeopolis]

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

[spaceyalien]

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Being funny and hot are like the two best things you can be and I’m truly thankful for being both

[kaijuno]

In 300 years someone’s gonna make a Hamilton-esque musical with Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and teenagers on the internet are gonna stan Donald Trump like “uwu my trash son Donald being a drama queen as usual” and I’m gonna have to do it. I’m gonna have to come back from the dead and destroy the planet.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

a wooden duck on wheels that you can pull along on a string… nothin wrong with that

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m the lightning reblogger!!!!!! I got fingers faster than ya brain can even come up w the posts!!!! U didn’t even open the app to type her up n I’ve already reblogged that bitch!!!

[onestepbeyondmadness]

[bob-belcher]

[ohsuestorm]

Wonder Woman (2017) dir. Patty Jenkins.

[sweetschizo-deactivated20190808]

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

[sweetschizo-deactivated20190808]

Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.

[kidhiu]

can’t wait to have my bachelors degree and never have to think again

[bymine]

what the fuck are perfect places anyway?

[willowfey]

John Mulaney starts his routine with how much he loves saying “my wife” and making a joke about cows and marriage that ends with “why buy the cow? because you love her, you really do, she takes care of you.” and then continues on to talk about how his dog is his best friend in the world and he gives her a million kisses every day, and I’d just like to say to every person who claims you can only be funny if you’re an offensive shithead, You Are Wrong And A Fool

[bob-belcher]

[yesterdaysprint]

Judge magazine, July 1921

[dethalbumll]

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

[tinysport-deactivated20210828]

[vintagesalt-deactivated20181115]

Jumanji || 1995