my OTHER COMEDY is a REALLY FUNNY TRAGEDY

Youre out. You were always out. Youve been out since the day you were born

[ovur]

This is how I win. *loses*

[segamascott]

my me themed tumblr account

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[teathattast]

[famprined]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

man there was a time when the beatles all jerked off together for the last time and they didn't even know it was the last. sad.

[nightcorepmv]

[the1920sinpictures]

1929 The Berkeley City Club Pool, California. From Art Nouveau & Art Deco, FB.

[ninamodaffari]

many cats have a weird Particular Favorite Object that they obsess over. Sometimes it's a favorite mousie or sometimes it's a block of wood and then sometimes there's cats like Andre and his favorite object, a block of crinoid fossils

[quixoticanarchy]

oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks

[fullmetalfisting]

My boyfriend is a preschool teacher and he was asking two boys what their dads jobs were. One of the boys said, “my dad poops on the toilet all day.” and my bf was like. Ok. And then the other boy said “i don’t know what my dads job is but he sleeps naked!” And my boyfriend is like. Ok forget I asked

[gobbluthbutagirl]

Went to the dentist for the first time since like 2017 today and they were like yeah your teeth look great and everything, no cavities, great job flossing, keep up the good work, but please DON’T use that as a reason to not come back here for another 8 years

[yb-cringe]

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

[yb-cringe]

if you have dug two graves on your path for revenge bring a condom too

[lakevida]

i love wearing my whitest shirts to prepare my reddest meals

[gobbluthbutagirl]

guys we’ve got july tomorrow

[childsacrifice]

daily affirmations

I know why i am like this and i will never do anything about it

Psychologists could never help meee

[mousegirlheart]