Busting Nuts Since 2002

He/him, pan | 17 | Too many disorders - Please be patient with me, I’m all over the place | Secretly a shark | I just reblog shit and eat yogurt so uh | “Mine” tag is for saving things I wanna dig up later, does not mean I have ownership to whatever I tagged | If I reblog something with a Disgusting OP, or it was actually an offensive post and I had no idea, please tell me | Header painted by yours truly

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

KITTY! WHY DO YOU RUN FROM ME? I WANT TO SING YOU A SONG! *HELLO LITTLE KITTY! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU RUN FROM MEEEE*

Be quiet. -■■■■

[brendon-uries-lips]

*bounces up and down repeatedly* sPaCE 🚀 SP ACE 👽 S P A C E 🌠 space 🌙 I LOVE ME SOME SPACE 🌑 MMMM YEAH THAT ouTERspACE 🌟✨ DAMN THAT SKY THAT OUTERSPACE☀‼💫💥❇⭐📡🔫👾♦

[wittycommittee]

I’ve only been on here for five minutes and my battery dropped from 48% to 24%. What are you monsters doing to me.

[foulserpent]

a praying mantis wrote this

[generalthirstclub]

the girl who just screamed “lemme tell you something LIBRARY is not a FRUIT” at our english class is my favorite person.

[wizard-butts]

The only emotional spectrum I can relate to

[dyslexic-shirmp]

someone: *runs* me: nice sonic reference

[opzolder69]

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

[DATA EXPUNGED] █'█ █████ █████ ████ piss █████ ███ [REDACTED]

Piss. -Roth

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

You know what’s funny? The SCP I’m currently writing can be summarized by exactly this

~Fantem

[123iloveyoutoo]

excuse me

WHAT

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

“SCP-XXXX-3 is [DATA EXPUNGED], its flesh belonging to a maned wolf (Chrysocyon brachyurus). It’s capable of [DATA EXPUNGED], squirting blood on command, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. It is incapable of movement, and is attached to the interior walls of SCP-XXXX’s safe. SCP-XXXX-3 produces a pungent urine, which is responsible for the smell inside SCP-XXXX. This was once thought to be caused by a hidden supply of cannabis.”

Here’s a snippet~ U>w0U

~Fantem

[heartbreakhur]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Don’t kid yourself” would be a great slogan for a condom company.

[thefarawayegg-deactivated202307]

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

[wittycommittee]

Hey guys I’m free of Lynks disease

[pokeboxes]

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[tallmothh]

im crying and shaking please tell me this isnt real