sugar cunt.

Sweet, abrasive, strong.

[fyhani]

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[aceticacid]

[nightingale-artbox]

[tengubrideeee-deactivated202411]

/flexes for ghosts

[halfprincesshalfgoddess]

Jaqen gif set #237

The other 236 are here

[cytheirea]

THE SIGNS AS JELLYFISH

Aries - Cannonball jellyfish

Taurus - Egg-yolk jellyfish

Gemini - White Spotted Jellyfish

Cancer - Darth Vader jelly

Leo - Atolla jellyfish

Virgo - Crossota

Libra - Diplulmaris antarctica

Scorpio - Chrysaora achlyos

Sagittarius - Blue Jellyfish

Capricorn  -  Immortal Jellyfish

Aquarius - Purple Striped Jellyfish

Pisces - Flower hat jelly

[singsoftly]

we need more more content like this please

[ryvko]

[naramdil]

jasmeet bhai out here reading azealia and I’m living 

[naramdil]

it got better guys 

[thighetician]

lmao

[juug-mayne-deactivated20160520]

Lmaoooooo

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[adulthoodisokay]

[iraffiruse]

[fohk]

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[oddly-romantic]

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

[le-sad-demiurge]

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

[xxxtictacion]

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

[sonypraystation]

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

[smallplantfriend]

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

[silenthill]

don’t forget son

[laughtercues]

What am I forgetting dad

[ladyrivendell]

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

[tripletpeaks]