nobody's lover and nobody's friend

Too boyish for crazy town, too crazy for boys town

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

HOW TO UNREGISTER FROM NBA DRAFT

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

I DONT WANT TO PLAY

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

this cant be happening……

[little-bender-things-blog]

[garaks-padded-cell]

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

[raysofdavies]

Please contribute to the Queen Elizabeth Digital Memorial

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

one thing I respect the hell out of is little kids lying down on the floor in public. they have had ENOUGH and are ready to go HOME and are willing to be a HUGE INCONVENIENCE about it. we can learn so much from them

[raysofdavies]

below deck becomes /amaxing/ if you imagine every dramatic mistake is actually the idea of a producer, forcing a runner to cut oven cables and slap a panty liner onto the wall

[twilightknight17]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’m not sure why I actually did this but here you go. XD

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

THANK YOU!

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

hey everyone should go click on and expand my new header image Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[raysofdavies]

They should symbolically change the social media passwords at an inauguration

[talkingheadsfan]

happy new year friends

[wokeuplaughing]

cheers to a new year

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thanks to tumblr the phrase "loyal eunuch" has entered my vocabulary and is being applied egregiously. phone got lost in the bedsheets and I murmured, instinctively, beloved eunuch where arst thou?

out loud. to my fucking phone. you people did this to me

[raysofdavies]

Whole Foods bag says rape far too clearly

[bippus]

Just found a fragment on the ground. ill use this to construct a larger whole😎😎😎

[raysofdavies]

now that i’m 18, i guess it’s finally time

it was a great honour to have this title bestowed on me, but i have to pass it on now. i thank you all.

it was a privilege, but now there must be a new dancing queen. applicants must be young, free and only 17.

[raysofdavies]

GET ME TO 150K !!!!!

[pseudophan]

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

[raysofdavies]

Living in New York is awesome on my half hour lunch break three guys asked me if I was Jewish

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[aces-and-anime]

Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation

(Review 2)

[json-derulo]

this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime

[wedding-funeral-waitress]

JasperDasper started out just curious why everything had suddenly become about trans people and questioning some of the sources used in a book. He came out of it, 4 years later, with a 5 hour long video that connects all transphobia to less than 60 people. (I'm not joking. literally every single transphobic rhetoric and bill passed is because of these 50 or so people.)

If you wanna watch it I cannot recommend it enough; I just warn that it covers a LOT.

[yuri-manga-archivist]

here's a quote from that last video very much helped me get my head back on straight with all the nonsense going on in the US

I have tried my best but I believe that I have shown that there is absolutely, irrefutably no reason to believe them. They hide behind science because it give them a veil of deniability; And when that's taken away what's left? Hate and lies and death. Yes, children are being hurt of course they are. These are people who sell their soul to hurt their neighbor. Parents who want to hurt their own children, and researchers who can't accept that their life's work has been a failure. What's more, not only are the anti-trans activists fringe, they are straight up wrong.They try to back up their hate with disinformation and lie, because what else have they got? If they accept that trans people exist and can live a normal, fulfilling life, their whole worldview stops making sense. Their life long mission of conversion therapies and pathologization falls apart. Every single argument against trans people made in this video makes no sense, if only trans people continue on living! Then they have nothing! Good. Give them nothing! Live.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

PARENTS OF THE FASHION CONSCIOUS BABY: for sale tasteless baby shoes never worn

[contemptible-scoundrel]

these bright red galoshes are... beneath me.