Love Begins
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Three Goblin Art
we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
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@theartofmadeline
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Janaina Medeiros
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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tumblr dot com
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@wizard-battle
Welcome to the
I am currently in the process of sorting all the wizards. Preliminaries to knock out wizards from the same fandom have been completed. Round one will begin soon.
My askbox is open for questions, propaganda, and whatever else you'd like to yell at me. Don't be a dick.
Important tags:
Divination = updates
Enchantment = propaganda
Evocation = reblogs
Wizard Battle = polls
Answered ravens = answered asks
celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"
you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku
Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.
You are so right actually
@crabussy
May I humbly submit Malcador the Sigillite from Warhammer 40K? He is my badass old man war crimes grandpa and he’s in love with the Emperor of Mankind who looks way younger than him (and is 20ft tall) but is actually a few tens of thousands of years older and they’re both immortal but Malcador still managed to die for the Emperor permanently in the most heartwrenching and painful way possible.
Here is an official art of him (ignore the text on the side) for reference.
He’s the last of an ancient order of knowledge-keepers, he’s the Emperor’s closest friend and advisor (and more, in my humble fujoshi opinion), he once got bitch slapped 20 feet into the air by a 15 foot tall genetically engineered demigod general and got back up and dusted himself off afterwards.
Submissions have technically ended but it was three years ago and you did ask very nicely and provide a lot of very compelling information and he is very cool so I will just this once make an exception.
IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS. I AM SORRY. WIZARD BATTLE RETURNS. TOMORROW.
@tournament-announcer
IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS. I AM SORRY. WIZARD BATTLE RETURNS. TOMORROW.
What kind of wizard is the person you reblogged this from? (Please answer in poll and tags to track both the most common and most influential wizard archetypes)
Elementalist
Illusionist
Necromancer
Mysticist (Orb ponderer)
Classic (Robe and pointy hat)
Problem (Gandalf)
Nerd (Get out of the tower for once)
Chaotic (Stop that Mr. Howl)
Evil (World domination)
Evil (Penis Blast)
I'm not voting in the preliminaries cause they're not up long so I don't want to skew the results, so it's really funny watching people respond and wondering wtf is going on over there
It's like sports but you only watch the crowd and have to guess who's winning
Preliminary battle: Homestuck
Roxy Lalonde
Rose Laonde
Eridan Empora
Casey, AKA Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer
Preliminary battle: Adventure Time
Ice King
Abracadaniel
Magic Man
Bufo
Ron James
Huntress Wizard
Betty Grof
Preliminary battle: Critical Role
Delilah Briarwood
Caleb Widogast
Essek Thelyss
Laerryn Coramar-Seelie
Preliminary battle: Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit
Gandalf the Grey
Saruman the White
Radagast the Brown
Tom Bombadil
The Blue Wizards
Preliminary battle: Dimension 20
Lady Chirp Featherfowl
Ayda Aguefort
Arthur Augefort
Adaine abernant
Preliminary battle: tumblr
wizards is an animal
The Bug Wizard
evilwizard
Preliminary battle: My Little Pony
The Great and Powerful Trixie
Twilight Sparkle
Star Swirl the Bearded
Discord
Preliminary battle: Bravely Default
Bella
Holly White
Omnias Crowe
Elvis Lesley
Lester DeRosso
Preliminary Battle: Fire Emblem
Citrinne
Lindon
Hanneman Von Essar
Nyx
Micaiah
Crown Princess Ivy of Elusia
Veyle
Miriel
Preliminary Battle: Final Fantasy
Y'shtola Rhul
Urianger Augurelt
Vivi
Cocobuki Lolobuki
