Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes

them/he, 22. im the fuckin wizard, babey

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[animusbell]

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

[animusbell]

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

[jukashi]

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

[animusbell]

You are so right actually

[endcrys]

@crabussy

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 54

Sun Wukong (Lego Monkie Kid)

Mr Puzzles (Smg4)

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 20

Olruggio (Witch Hat Atelier)

Gunpowder Tim (The Mechanisms)

Remaining time: 3 days 19 hours

[omgbuglen]

Deer running from a flying squirrel as caught on a trail camera

[the-haiku-bot]

Deer running from a

flying squirrel as caught on

a trail camera

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chickenfarmersan]

[raptorific]

[fizzytrashcan]

[hear-me-out-contest]

Here's a google doc where I'm gonna post the hear me outs as they are added!

Hear Me Outs Google Doc

Yuki-onna (Japanese folklore) The silver lining on a cloud Cthulhu (H.P. Lovecraft) Vicar Amelia, Bloodborne Abe Sapien from Hellboy. Mokumo

If you wanna submit a hear me out, here's the link! Closes on June 3rd!

Tumblr Hear Me Out Contest Submissions!

For the purposes of this, a hear me out will be determined by two factors (I will not be restricting the submissions to these two things, bu

@tournament-announcer

[theonion]

Noting that it’s important to be prepared in case of emergencies but it’s also a good thing to know in general, your dad announced today that he wants to show you where the fuse box is. “If something goes wrong and the lights go off, you’re going to want to know how to get to this,” your father reportedly said while leading you down the basement stairs, before opening the gray metal panel on the wall and pointing out each of the 12 individual electrical switches.

Full Story

[rcrisu]

Thank god the room still smelled like him.

[beniial]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[punkitt-is-here]

conversation that came to me in a dream

[ot3]

a couple of people on that last post are like 'i had to stop when i reached the point where i didnt know what was going on' and i always legit forget that insane shit happening that the audience can't understand yet is gonna be a turnoff for a lot of people. i have a real "lets see where the dog is going with this one" ethos in how i approach media and it has been nothing but a boon. how do you ever expect to find something that really blows you away if you tap out as soon as you're in uncharted territory.