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a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug
i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected
Random snail-themed PNGs, part 2.
(1. 1800s snail street signs, 2. Snail charcuterie picks, 3. 1970s Avon snail perfume, 4. Bakelite snail brooch, 5. Siren nautilus lamp, 6. Siren nautilus lamp, 7. Amber netsuke snail, 8. Snails trinket box, 9. Coral snail brooch.)
i had a dream last night willaim dafoe really wanted to marry me last night like whisked me away supernatural labyrinth style to propose and like shower me with gifts and the entire time i just felt really bad/akward and ended it with 'im sorry youre really nice but i have a boyfriend' and he walked away sadly with a boquet
next to me that night my boyfriend ALSO had a dream that someone broke into our house (we dont have a house) and started hitting on him like really sauvely and he kept saying 'im sorry you seem nice but i have a partner'. what does this mean
someone tell the forces of darkness theyre going to have to try harder against the asexual guy and the person whos dead great grandmother appeared in a premonition dream abt dating him
Livia Marin: 'Broken Things' (2023)
Candace Hicks: "Notes of String Theory" (2022)
big things happening in england
sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant
vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me
*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case
Ok, my archaeometrist ass has something to say!
First, an archaeologist wouldn’t carbon date something. It’s not his job. This kind of analysis belongs to the archaeometrist, thank you very much!
Next, using carbon dating on a vampire raise really interesting questions. Because, you see, you can only carbon date completely dead things. Basically, the body absorb Carbon 14 while it’s alive, and after death, this radioactive element slowly decompose (half of it every 5730 years). When you measure how much is left, you can know how long ago the person/plant/whatever died. Going back to the vampire. Officially, vampires are dead. But they feed on human blood, living humans. I’m not sure of the logistic of carbon 14 linking itself to a body, but I think it would false the result. The good news is, as vampire can talk, they would be able to confirm or not. Meaning that we would be able to create a template and see if drinking blood reset your quantity of carbon 14, or if you can still get the age of death of the vampire by removing whatever carbon 14 they ingest through blood. But I think it would depend of how much blood they had ingested since their passing, and a lot of other variables.
The other question is: how dead is a vampire? Do they still breathe? How do they interact with their environment? Would that be enough to keep their carbon 14 at “normal” level? If so, they would be considered alive by this dating technique. Wouldn’t that be an emotional journey for our poor vampire?
I’m actually really invested in this.
*dropping a garlic-free lasagne on the counter top* my love, we’ve talked about inviting archaeometrists to our dinner parties
Mid-Century Radios From Genuine Plastic Radios of the Mid-Century, Ken Jupp & Leslie Piña, 1998.
assign prev a weird familiar
possum with two heads
wolf slug hybrid
a peacock that can only speak Monty Python quotes
a giraffe the size of a housecat
a rock with googly eyes glued to it (it moves when you aren't looking at it)
a badger with teeny tiny fairy wings
two (2) yellow pikmin
snake with two little arms (knows how to wield tiny knives)
tacky garden gnome
skunk who's spray smells like freshly cut grass and lemon
pocket sized horse
a mole rat that constantly changes color
this is my fav type of post
you are so articulate... for someone stuck in the Labyrinth
plenty of time to read in the labyrinth
me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
Was looking for prom outfits at the Savers; this is my prom outfit from the Savers.
Brooch, made in the UK or the US, 1880-1900 (source).
by Mitja Razum
